Kashish Gupta

Letting you all know that I create art in the evenings.

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3rd August 2025

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Jo zyada doosro ko boomer bolte hai na, vo khud boomer hote hai.

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@dukhi_tsunoda Just saw you got the blue tick yay!

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CID waale Abhijeet ka shaadi ho gaya :(((

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I absolutely hate the word cool.

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Subah se terrace par baithi hu, ye Ethiopia ka volcanic ash cloud kab dikhega?

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Vo jo bolte hai na ki koi aapse pyaar kyu karega, vo mere liye bolte hai.

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Jo hota hai shaayad bure ke liye hi hota hoga.

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jab bhi koi important call hota hai, right aankh fadakne lag jaati hai

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I would have forced farted on his drink then and there.

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10.

Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.”

Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants.

Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked.

When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.”

Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar.

This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Nhi Bhai Alwar ko koi nhi bacha sakta hai

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Mai jaldi age kar rhi hu kyunki mere upward facing eyelashes ko gravity neeche kheech rahi hai.

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Goo khaa lungi par Ditch the Guilt ki chocolate firse nhi khaungi.

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2 mails ka intezaar kar rhi hu, aa nhi rhe patani kya chakkar hai.

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Guys notice period main aankh se ek emotional tear drop nikalna normal hai kya?

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Cigar roles should never even try to compete

[basith @basithladoo]

biblically timed tweet

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@diyaatwt Ginger and honey works

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H.G. Wells??

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

Everyone has read his stories in school, can you name this guy?

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Akshually, it is more than house- it is a castle.

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Just bought the first house of my life in Alwar, Rajasthan! 🥹