John

I like your iced coffee

[John @KAUFMANDO]

#BlackLivesMatter

[John @KAUFMANDO]

@Hang10Higgins did you change your cell number?? Tried to celebrate @TonyHinchcliffe’s roast death with you but got hit with the red exclamation point

[John @KAUFMANDO]

25/162. Might fuck around and bang out 12 straight. This game should have never been close. But alas. Scott bugs out in his return. Kimbrel is stinky. Bichette is not. He has his first Mets moment. Can sense a spark has been lit. Devin is gunna give us all a stroke. W. #DIFFERENT

[John @KAUFMANDO]

24/162. STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING 🚨 THE NEW YORK METS HAVE WON A FUCKING BASEBALL GAME 🚨 KING SOTO IS BACK. HE STOLE HIS BFF LINDOR’S CALF. GREAT AB’S TONIGHT HUH??? 5 BB GUNS 🔫 I DO NOT FEEL LIKE DOING THE BOOK EVERY GAME BUT I WILL IF I MUST. W. #DIFFERENT

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Good news, we’re not the Mets

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

“There is no way Scottie can come back from 12 shots down through 2 rounds.”

Scottie Scheffler:

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

look at how beautiful this is

pictures like this really make me feel we should bomb each other and charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and sit in our car all day and work endless hours to eat jalapeño poppers and pay rent to Blackstone

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

This New York Times story is not paywalled, and it shows a second-by-second breakdown of what happened. Please scroll through it.

This is not what America, or anywhere, should be

https://t.co/fXbS3FOWZc

[John @KAUFMANDO]

OK maybe not

[John @KAUFMANDO]

Might be the biggest disappointment of the entire offseason

[John DeMarsico @JohnDeMarsico]

This wasn’t easy to write. Thank you for taking a moment with it.

[John @KAUFMANDO]

Massive Thurman Merman vibes from this unit. What a performance. I love him.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ross Duffer says the actor playing Derek in ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5 had only appeared in a commercial before joining the series

“Jake Connelly is a special kid. He had only been in a local Chicago furniture commercial [before this]”

(Source: https://t.co/eedV5Rxpat)

[New York Mets @Mets]

Thank you, Brandon 🧡💙

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Nonsense.

1. NYC doesn't have voter ID laws

2. In New York, the state, multiple parties can endorse the same candidate, so some can appear multiple times. Sliwa, the Republican, is also listed twice!

3. Eric Adams is on the ballot because he dropped out too late

4. Cuomo lost the primary, and ran as an indy, and ballots list major party candidates first

Maybe you don't like the rules. Fine. But posting this stuff on X with zero context makes people think there is fraud or cheating. These are just the rules being applied to candidates evenly.

[John @KAUFMANDO]

I told myself earlier today that I would forgo my 9pm bedtime to watch this entire game. 6 hours and 49 mins later. I will not be telling myself that ever again. I am going to look like Will Ireton when my alarm goes off.

[John @KAUFMANDO]

151/162. I like what I’m seeing here. 5 runs in the first and 7 after two will work every day of the week. The Holmes to Manaea experiment worked. Thank you, Cardinals. Let’s get a split series, Giants and D-Backs. Foot on the gas. Alvarez needs an elbow guard. W. #DIFFERENT

[John @KAUFMANDO]

150/162. HOLY SHIT! THE METS WON A BASEBALL GAME! PETE WITH THE WALK-OFF DONG. STANEK WITH A GUTSY TOP OF THE 10TH. THE 8-GAME LOSING STREAK IS OVER. WE HEAD INTO A MUCH NEEDED OFF DAY STILL IN A PLAYOFF SPOT. HOW? PLEASE LET THIS START A DIFFERENT KIND OF STREAK. W. #DIFFERENT

[John @KAUFMANDO]

148/162. You know shit is bleak when the most exciting part is watching the opposing pitcher warm up to the shitty between-inning DJ/PA guy trying to pump up the crowd with Chris Brown after going down 0-6 before a single AB. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. 7 STRAIGHT L’s. #DIFFERENT

[John @KAUFMANDO]

146/162. This team is broken right now. ‘07-esque. They go through streaks of being unbeatable to even longer stretches of forgetting how to play baseball. Boring, sloppy, and uninspiring. So much so that not one enemy talked shit. Got the little brother treatment. L. #different?

[John @KAUFMANDO]

@culler_4 Better than the last I suppose!

[John @KAUFMANDO]

144/162. That game sucked. Was bored out of my mind. Left early and missed the only 10 mins of action all night. Only team in baseball who hasn’t come back after the 8th. Knew it wasn’t happening. Also didn’t want to admit Duran’s entrance is cool. Please do more. L. #DIFFERENT