𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody )

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[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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https://t.co/9Ho9RzxIjH

[𝑺𖤐𝑻𖤐𝑵𝑰𝒁𝑬𝑫 !!! @lMSATANlZED]

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[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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ah…no?

of course you are entitled to try. i would never stop you, my dear.

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[【 𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑻𝑼𝑺 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑬 】 @THEFIRSTSAIINT]

. . . you're going to deny me the opportunity to at least try?

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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would she be down for me walking in holding my head? sometimes my noggin just doesn’t stay on properly -

…i think you might be right. i should probably go see her.

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[𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉. @familyscrewup]

you should probably talk to her—

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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https://t.co/z3KkLv3VN9 oh baby girl, you’re like a disco ball, and i love that about you.

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[Rolling Stone UK @RollingStoneUK]

Go behind the scenes with Papa V Perpetua at @thebandGHOST's Rolling Stone UK cover shoot 🖤
Read the cover story: https://t.co/rCmB2ZFUza

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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….im sure she is a lovely therapist -

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[𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉. @familyscrewup]

she’s a therapist—

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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amore mio… i love you, but i do not believe that is physically possible.

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[【 𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑻𝑼𝑺 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑬 】 @THEFIRSTSAIINT]

i obviously meant you, amore.

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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apparently, i’m going to be pregnant by the end of the night.

stranger things have happened, i suppose.

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[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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SCARED KAZOO NOISES????

YOU ARE — WHAT?!

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[【 𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑻𝑼𝑺 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑬 】 @THEFIRSTSAIINT]

i'm going to impregnate that man.

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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your wife is either a therapist or a liar, and honestly, it seems like she could be either.

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[𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉. @familyscrewup]

my wife says talking about your feelings is good?

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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that blasted new papa…

has…has everyone forgotten me?

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[【 𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑻𝑼𝑺 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑬 】 @THEFIRSTSAIINT]

indeed, ( amore mio ).

what has you feeling so lowly?

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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ah yes, that is…typically the answer he receives whenever he brings out his kazoo.

pity, it’s a good instrument.

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[𝒂. ♱ @puerexspiravits]

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[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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well, at least we can make sad noises together. what a pair we make.

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[【 𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑻𝑼𝑺 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑬 】 @THEFIRSTSAIINT]

sad cambion noises.

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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do my sad kazoo noises not give it away?

i am … FEELING.

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[𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉. @familyscrewup]

dude, you good?

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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sad kazoo noises.

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[𝐃𝐑 . 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐌 @UNFORGlVINGROSE]

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- ꨄ ┈┈┈┈ DR. ALANA BLOOM.
———MUSED BY VECNA. DEAD DOVE.

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[𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐙 𝐎. ( parody ) @KAZOOSTAR]

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as ( if ) she could get away from him..

hands immediately grip her waist, pulling her against him. a kiss is pressed to her cheek and he smiles. “ ah, there she is.. i missed you. ”

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[【 𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑻𝑼𝑺 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑬 】 @THEFIRSTSAIINT]

she steps back into the abbey after ( far ) too long.

is anyone going to welcome the sister home?