Kevin Aherne

My tweets are my own, and probably shouldn't be taken too seriously. Deactivating, please follow: @KAherne17 instead.

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

I will be winding down this account over the next few weeks. Follow me at my original handle @KAherne17 for my regularly scheduled nonsense!

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

Can’t we send in Nesmith to just come in and heel stomp @Money23Green in the balls — like an enforcer in hockey.
#fuckthatguy #nbafinals #CelticsVsWarriors

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

Hey @espn, I think your stats are broken

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

Legit @UniWatch question: are alternate NBA courts actually different hardwood, or are they just the same physical court re-skinned? #nba

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

. @XfinitySupport is there a timeline to fix your system-wide outage for casting from the app. It’s been weeks . Please help.

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

Time for some poutine!

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Canada began allowing entry to fully vaccinated U.S. tourists on Aug. 9 while U.S. restrictions remain in place. Here’s what to know. https://t.co/LmXwoRlZ18

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@BrianTRobb @BrianTRobb - My sources tell me the @celtics are engaged in talks for a sign and trade centered around Dino Radja, that would also bring Eric Montross and Fab Melo to Boston.

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@MattMitovich They 1000% have hooked up

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

Ella’s ready for her first game 4. Go @celtics!
#dribblingskills #NBAPlayoffs #celtics #Boston

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@mkarolian @nbcsnl And 25 hours in a day?

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

COVID skit on Saturday Night Live has a 24 hour countdown clock - apparently there are 100 minutes in an hour now (and 25 hours in a day?)

#quarentime #SNL #timelord #timeflies

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@emoleechen And 25 hours in a day?

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@espn what’s going on with this headline? I had to read it 9 times before I understood what it meant. #icanbeyoureditor

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@HawleyMO @simonschuster TLDR; @HawleyMO didn’t read the first amendment because it’s too long #tldr #byebyeforever #resign #ExpelJoshHawley #StopTheSqueal

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

Hey @TheDailyShow when does this clown get the #santorum treatment? #hawley #failedcoup #ShutUpKaren

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@realDonaldTrump Loses electoral college and popular vote, claims landslide victory...

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@RIRepublicans @nbc10_brian @BobLancia @ProvidenceRIPD Because the city can’t confiscate the title, they have virtually no resale value. The cost of obtaining the title is often more than their FMV.

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@HaggarCo Please tell me what color 400 Blue translates to?
Im trying to get Premium Stretch Slim Fit pants to match my suit jacket — the color: 400 Blue. On your website, there's no 400 Blue referenced, so I got the wrong pants. I need them for a wedding in 9 days

Please help.

[Kevin Aherne @KAherneNB]

@Chafee2016 hi

[Ethan Shorey @TheStoryShorey]

In honor of my friend @DanMcGowan "departing" for his dream job in newspapers, here's a picture of us (and @AmandaMilkovits) doing an open government forum last weekend. As captured by @JohnMarionjr, Dan is describing the lengths government will go to hide information. 1/4