King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰

The royal splatastic castle of me...King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King! 👑🏰

Check out my royal profile: @KBlooperTyphoon

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Greetings, dudes and citizens! 👋

Welcome Inklings and octolings to my royal splatastic castle! 🏰 This is the castle where you can visit, have fun and to meet me, King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King!

-Inside my castle-
I have 100 knights: 30 police knights (for Splatoon Law Enforcement), 10 social knights (for Splatoon Art, gaming and interaction), 40 royal castle knights (for the protection of me and my castle), and 20 contractor knights (for repairs and castle improvement).

-The amenities of my royal splatastic castle-
This castle has 10 guest bedrooms, a Splat Turf Gymnasium, a Tableturf Battle room, an arcade (includes "Squid Jump"), a Police Knight Station, a Royal Splat Courtroom, an entertainment room, a movie theater, a dance studio/ballroom, and so much more! My castle also has a royal kitchen with a giant quadruple microwave!

-Splatoon art, gaming and interaction-
🎨Splatoon Art: My artist knights are in charge of drawing to make portraits of me and my citizens, including my original and royal self.
🎮Gaming: I will continue to still play Turf War battles in Splatoon 3, while I protect my fellow Inklings and octolings from danger and chaos by using my royal powers of Splatastic Wisdom, Darkness and Laser-Ink Vision!
😎Interaction: Feel free to interact inside my castle, as long as you follow the rules and orders given by the King!

Are you ready to visit my royal splatastic castle? 🏰 Have fun, citizens! And, make yourself at home! Booyah-eth!! 👑

-👑King Blooper Typhoon
Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King

#Splatoon #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch #Nintendo #KingBlooperTyphoon #RoyalUltimateTurfWarriorKing #RoyalSplatasticCastle #BlooperTyphoon #UltimateTurfWarrior #DillonyGamehouseNetwork

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Citizens of the United Splatlands of Inkadia!

Let's get Wesley Powell (@TheWesleyo1439) out of financial hardship once and for all! Donate to our honorable King Blooper Typhoon NOW (or later) by contributing to the "Help The Powell" campaign on his Royal Splatastic Charities & Donations pool.

Wesley is struggling to pay his utility bills and rent, and buy groceries. Support our Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King on his Splatcash App or Ko-fi! 🙏❤️🤝

Splatcash App:
https://t.co/cXHQvF2EO7
https://t.co/FbcUUUO1O7

Ko-fi:
https://t.co/i3AwobHMDy

#SupportKingBlooperTyphoon #SupporyWesleyPowell #DillonyGamehouseNetwork #DillonerapzanCRP #TheWesleyo #WMBestovious #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch #HelpThePowell #Kofi #CashApp

WARNING: No bots or spammers allowed! Only donors or followers.

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

I've started a new pool for my royal splatastic charities and donations on my Splatcash App! If anyone wants to help get my writer Wesley Powell back on his feet and regain his financial stability, please kindly submit your SplatCashtag in your replies!

Let's "Help the Powell"!

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Wednesday
September 2, 2026
3:21pm

(👑 King Blooper Typhoon)
Yo, writer! What's wrong?

(👤 Wesley Powell - WMBestovious)
I'm still suffering financial hardship, King Blooper. I can't pay my utility bills from BGE, I can't buy groceries, and I can't save money. I even started a GoFundMe, but I did not receive no donations. I'm doomed! My electricity is gonna be shut off, I'm gonna lose my apartment, and I'm gonna be hungry and starving to death. There is no hope, King. There is no hope! 😭

(👑 King Blooper Typhoon)
Stupid "financial loss" compensation! He is losing money! This is all your fault, @/Atty_AlexChanX!! You destroyed my writer's reputation and financial life, and you hacked my old royal account! I hope you'll get banned from this platform permanently!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO WESLEY!!!

(🛡️Kayeaight)
Talking about getting revenge on that hacker, your majesty.

(👤 Wesley Powell - WMBestovious)
😭😭😭 Help me, King! HELP ME!!

(👑 King Blooper Typhoon)
Citizens, if you're there, please donate to me on https://t.co/FbcUUUO1O7. Wesley is gonna lose his home, and he is crying because he's scared!

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

It's voting time!!

Would you like to be a fan of me as a Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King? The choice is yours, citizens!

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

With all your love, heart and soul in the Splatlands, support our honorable King Blooper Typhoon anytime on his new Splatcash App! 👑🔱🙏💖🤝

#KingBlooperTyphoon #CashApp #RoyalSplatasticDonation #RoyalSupports #Splatoon

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

((( Royal Splatastic Donation! )))

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[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

🚨EMERGENCY!🚨
This is an important message from our honorable King Blooper Typhoon! Please watch immediately.

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

My "royal splatastic donation" goal is now paused until further notice.

🚨THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION!!🚨

Please watch:

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Support me and donate on Ko-fi!
https://t.co/vJuxMvUoPJ

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Greetings, dudes and citizens! 👋

Welcome Inklings and octolings to my royal splatastic castle! 🏰 This is the castle where you can visit, have fun and to meet me, King Blooper Typhoon, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King!

-Inside my castle-
I have 100 knights: 30 police knights (for Splatoon Law Enforcement), 10 social knights (for Splatoon Art, gaming and interaction), 40 royal castle knights (for the protection of me and my castle), and 20 contractor knights (for repairs and castle improvement).

-The amenities of my royal splatastic castle-
This castle has 10 guest bedrooms, a Splat Turf Gymnasium, a Tableturf Battle room, an arcade (includes "Squid Jump"), a Police Knight Station, a Royal Splat Courtroom, an entertainment room, a movie theater, a dance studio/ballroom, and so much more! My castle also has a royal kitchen with a giant quadruple microwave!

-Splatoon art, gaming and interaction-
🎨Splatoon Art: My artist knights are in charge of drawing to make portraits of me and my citizens, including my original and royal self.
🎮Gaming: I will continue to still play Turf War battles in Splatoon 3, while I protect my fellow Inklings and octolings from danger and chaos by using my royal powers of Splatastic Wisdom, Darkness and Laser-Ink Vision!
😎Interaction: Feel free to interact inside my castle, as long as you follow the rules and orders given by the King!

Are you ready to visit my royal splatastic castle? 🏰 Have fun, citizens! And, make yourself at home! Booyah-eth!! 👑

-👑King Blooper Typhoon
Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King

#Splatoon #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch #Nintendo #KingBlooperTyphoon #RoyalUltimateTurfWarriorKing #RoyalSplatasticCastle #BlooperTyphoon #UltimateTurfWarrior #DillonyGamehouseNetwork

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

If y'all want to follow me and interact with me in my royal account here anytime, go ahead! 👑🔱🛡️🦑🫟
https://t.co/J20FUWMsdy

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Vote to decide which is King Blooper Typhoon's most powerful royalty magic power he ever unleashed to combat the forces of evil octarians!

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

Royal question poll time! 🧩❓

What is my most powerful royalty magic power I have ever unleashed?
🟡🟣🔴🟠🟢

Choose and reply with your answers below!

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Our "Royal Splat Court of Splatoon Law" is open for new splatastic cases. If you need a splatcivil or splatcriminal case in your local Splatoon city, join the trial and win the case for justice in our DMs!

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

"Royal Splat Court of Splatoon Law" via DMs is also now open! If you have a splatastic case or need to file a lawsuit, join the Splatoon trial with me, the Royal Ultimate Turf Warrior King! I'm gonna be at the courtroom as a royal judge! 🧑‍⚖️⚖️👑🔱

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

Citizens and dudes!

Who wants to message me for roleplays and splatastic fun by joining my new group on my SplatPhone? As an Inkling or octoling yourself, you can now pretend you're sending me a "splat-text message"!

"Royal Splatastic Contacts!" is now OPEN!!

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Support our honorable King Blooper Typhoon on Ko-fi! 👑🔱

[King Blooper Typhoon 👑 @KBlooperTyphoon]

Greetings, Splatoon subjects!

My royal splatastic donation is here! Support me by donating to me on Ko-fi! I'll be splatastically appreciated with your support! Booyaheth!! 👑🔱

🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 1% of goal on Ko-fi! https://t.co/9GdDm4L086

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Important message for: @SofiaMa83927600

(🔴🔵🟡)
Hello, Sofia. We're Dillony Gamehouse Network. If you recently followed @/KingBlooper1530, that account is hacked by @/Atty_AlexChanX and it's targeting other users. For your safety, please unfollow and block @/KingBlooper1530 immediately. We and Dillonerapzan CRP don't have access to that account anymore. If you receive these messages below, please DO NOT RESPOND and DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINKS! Thank you and stay safe & secured.

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

(🔴🔵🟡)
Please read:

[Wesley Powell @ The Wesleyo™ @TheWesleyo1439]

Hey everyone, can y'all please stop contacting me in my email address about @/KingBlooper1530? I am not responsible for hacking their accounts on this platform. I respect X rules. I am an honest user. My King Blooper Typhoon account is hacked by a fake attorney.

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

@loonacreative34

(🔴🔵🟡)
Hello, Loona. If you previously followed @KingBlooper1530, please unfollow and block that account. King Blooper Typhoon's account is hacked by @/Atty_AlexChanX and it's now targeting other followers on it, holding our creator responsible for the losses. If you receive your messages in your DMs, DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS! IT'S A SCAM! Thank you for your time, and stay safe.

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

Would you like to turn your in-game picture from Splatoon 3 into a 2D drawing? Hop in to King Blooper Typhoon's royal commissions today!

https://t.co/L7QCoiPPeP

[King Blooper’s Royal Splatastic Castle! 👑🫟🏰 @KBT_SplatCastle]

(🔧 Prince Fishgerald Cyclone)
Making sure my tactics tank is tightened, and then I'll raid some more salmonids.