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Sleepy.
Occasionally I do things contraindicated by my user manual.
(any/all) Odd that you'd talk about me in the 3rd person.

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@zaceubank @Hyper_RPG @GeekandSundry

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

It's Star Wars: Outlaws launch week and we have 4 prize bundles and a GRAND PRIZE to give away 🎉 RT this post for a chance to win

🥇 GRAND PRIZE to include a Star Wars: Outlaws Xbox Series X Console + Copy of the game + Nix Plushie + Sweatshirt

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Folks, Twitter just quietly pushed out a new privacy setting where your conversations are used to train their incredibly stupid AI.

If you don't like that, go ahead and shut it off.

Direct link to the settings, because I couldn't find it the normal way.
https://t.co/dSq8eBGLbZ

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@AncuninJuicebox Twitch schedule page says it's canceled

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@mikeyface I think I see where Juicero went wrong!

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@nonaprinceyt @adamhlavac If being a "part of the universe" was a big deal to them, why are they making a second Joker?

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@rdmtlm2001 @GailSimone Hey. Exploded butt disease is real and very serious issue afflicting many who star in epic fantasy films and Gail is doing a good thing by shining a light on that.

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@JortsTheCat AND their phones were confiscated by the FBI. They can't talk to anyone or even pay their bills.

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@CoyJandreau I agree, but damn. I don't say it aloud.

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@GailSimone Sadly, they're not the fun kind of goofy.

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@johngreen It's a fantastic idea. I know that even now while I am currently considering humanity's relationship with the moon, Dr. Pepper is making a mental cameo (as a volleyball teacher).

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@GailSimone You trashed Knott's Berry Farm Boysenberry Funbuns so many times in the past but now since you saw the immaculate eater you're quick to change up.

We haven’t forgotten the hate campaign you took part in

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@TychoBrahe Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?

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Every hallmark of human history, every expression of creativity and yes! Even the human body itself is ultimately grist for the uncaring press that makes slightly thinner iPads.

Let your lifeblood grease the wheels of consumption!

Apple's 2024

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

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@jondelarroz @GailSimone Popeye gets spinach. Piotr gets borscht.

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@YebbaDebba Nerd.

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@BaronDestructo Assuming it got up to temp sufficiently to kill bacteria, the dominant worry is spoilage which is (most of the time) handled by the very excellent human gag reflex.

Mostly, foods become extremely unpalatable before they become spoiled to a dangerous level.

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@dimension20show I have been checking for tickets multiple times a day every day. I do not know what yhe schedule for this is supposed to be? This is a pre-sale, but there's a "live nation pre-sale" and a general sale?

What does any of this mean? Just give me a date when to check, please?

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@GailSimone I have a mildly irksome banana, if that would help.
Or I could stop by the store on my way home from work.

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@BriDanann Happy birthday!