Kyle

Foodie. Music lover. Movie lover. Netflix binger.

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@grant_farquhar @fesshole It's Scone (cone) until you've eaten it, then it's Scone (gone)

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@stuart_esq @anon_opin Orange like the annoying orange

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@fesshole I do this too.

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@mrcanute1 @fesshole @grok I don't think Grok wants to answer this one, which leads me to believe that Grok is OPs ex 😂

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@DjKofithecat @fesshole When tines are hard, you eat where you can 😅

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@anon_opin When 2 people decide they're going to join the mile high club, I can't imagine romance is particularly high on their list.

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@FantaScruffsJaw @JoltVisceral @anon_opin Remarkably, you can make the conscious decision to sit down for a wee too.

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@AamerIqbal2 @fesshole Did it work? Are you guys having an affair now?

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@maeveknows @fesshole Excuses wouldn't be needed if people respected boundaries more.

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@robbiefarrow999 @fesshole Maybe he cycles to work and so it's pointless showering, cycling to work and stinking all day

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@wildethingy @fesshole Smooth when she put it on, chunky when she licked it off, hence the never asking again

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@fesshole It's only bad luck to open crisps upside down because when you turn the packet to read it, all your crisps fall out.

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@NexoDeveloper @GamewithDave Technically, GTA has an O in it with the actual title being Grand Theft Auto 😬😅

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@GamewithDave Elden Ring
Castlevania
Baldurs Gate
Fable
The Witcher

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@RobD11762710 @fesshole Her: "good, so do I" 😂

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@TheAlphaThought Why is it always "if you can't tip your server, don't go out to eat" but never "if you can't pay a proper wage, don't open a restaurant"?

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@fesshole Just give the dog a bath then 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@benonwine Heat

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@fesshole You think you're having nightmares, imagine being an Arthropleura trying to tie you shoelaces

[Kyle @KBamBam92]

@alstra78 @fesshole Lucky OP realised before it wss too latte