Casey Waldner

Exotic Dream Dancer

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Im still standing, yeah yeah yeah!!!

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We're on the road to nowhere....

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Is Twitter still a thing!?

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Post full moon whatever feels*

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Snow shoveling. It's a thing*

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Favorite horror movie?

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Who's down to have a champagne jaM w/ them ALiens!? I see you Neowise, you playa!!!

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Someone wake me when this is all over.....

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Look. It's me on my once-every-two-year tweet! Naps are the best! Someone bring me a coffee!!! I love you sooo much!!!

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Banning the Astros as long as Roberto Osuna is on the team. A zero tolerance policy means zero tolerance. Yes, he paid his fine & served his 75game suspension- but he's still on trial in Canada people!!! Domestic violence abusers don't change their behavior in just 3 months!!!

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Online dating: horror movie vs existential crisis. Fight!

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I have the holiday flu/plague/ailment/affliction. Please send pho OR links to interesting aricles about witches. Thnx! (Cough, cough, moan...)

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Oh twitter. You shameless whore.

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I accidentally spat bits of cheese on a lady at the store...she didn't notice..but I did...& kept talking...& then it happened again!!!

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@inoitswrong I LOVE YOU SHANE!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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What fresh nightmare is this! !??

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@HilaryMSloan i really hope it's a possum!!!!

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Go Rockets!!!!! Yay Rockets!!!! Finally Rockets!!!!!!

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@HilaryMSloan whoa! Care bear stare!!!

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@HilaryMSloan it's because I'm temporarily blinded from drinking Windex.....don't ask...