K.C. Lindley

This profile is just a cheap facsimile compared to my old profile. ∆T∆. 5.0 Uber Rating.

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

Optometrist: Your left eye is -3.25 and your right eye is -3.75.
Me: LEFT EYE, STRONG EYE.

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

@SheaSerrano

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

@RiotSuperCakes Will remote play for PS5 ever come back, or was my portal a waste of money?

[Groovy Tony @Waun____]

Schoolboy Q on Brand New Guy

[mewithoutYou @mewithoutYou]

#mewithoutYouForever 💐

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

this downloadable book is free

we may need it now more than ever

https://t.co/Kzf84yCOqk

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

@contextdogs Juice

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

Didn't JD Vance swim in the Bass Pro Shop display back in January?

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Devastating: This Man Mistook His Carbon Monoxide Alarm For His Ape Detector

[Midwestern Uncle @pastramiboi]

Hell yeah, dude

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

A fighter pilot came to an amusement park with his family https://t.co/dzAA3NzJxx

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

kendrick having a whole song structured around talking to drake’s family members one by one 30 minutes after drake released a song called “family matters” feels like bonafide proof that kendrick really does have a mole in drake’s inner circle lol this whole shit is nuts

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

where is the story of adidon response???

[Lil Koko Bean @riddimthot420]

who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???

[buddhatree @buddhatree]

I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

@KRock004 Thadman

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

Ridding your life of toxic relationships also includes that stained Tupperware container.

[Yoni Wolf @YoniWolf]

Welp it took me years of scrimping and saving to purchase Condé Nast but I finally got my revenge for the Mumps, Etc review. Sorry. Too soon? Too soon.

[K.C. Lindley @KCLindley]

@KRock004 https://t.co/aKxjpatccD