Ambassador Cooper

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@jrptigers You know it, JB. As an undergrad, we road tripped to the swamp after losing to them forever. Nobody thought we'd win. We did, barely at the last minute. Best memory of a road game ever. Lest we forget, we are the only SEC team never to lose a game in which Tebow played. Chomp!

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@archpng Which triumph is Trump wanting to immortalize in an arch?

[Auburn Tigers @AuburnTigers]

Calling all singers! 🎤🇺🇸

Want to perform the national anthem at Auburn home events this season? Audition submissions are now open! ⤵️

ℹ️ https://t.co/6iIIMrJnaT

#WarEagle

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

Listen up @auburnu Board of Trustees. As an AU alum, I believe this is a grave injustice to the university I love very much. https://t.co/zXrhIqJWNM

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@mikegittens @thewarrapport Screaming obscenities at Auburn or Milwaukee outfielders?

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@NextRoundLive @barnsalot @coachbrucepearl Well said, coach.

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@jrptigers Thanks for the news JB! I had no idea about either.
I'll be crying about it all week ago!
Proud to be an AU Man '95

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

Nick Saban knows college football better than anyone I've ever heard talk about it.

[The Next Round @NextRoundLive]

Nick Saban keeps receipts.

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

"Truer words were never spoke."

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"People from the south would never go to the north unless you paid them 😂😂

You will never convince me otherwise"

Coach Saban #PMSLive

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Damn you won't see this in media

Philadelphia Sheriff:

“No law enforcement officer may wear a mask. We will arrest those who wear masks to hide their identity.

If you come to this city and commit a crime, the criminal in the White House cannot keep you from going to prison.”

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

I need someone to teach Fernando Mendoza that saying "my teammates and myself" is bad English grammar. Just say "my teammates and me."
He seems bright and speaks very well, but at the end of this game, he has said the phrase at least a half a dozen times.

[Patrick Bingham @PatrickABingham]

Auburn QB Byrum Brown introduced to fans inside of Neville Arena at tonight's men's basketball game.

➡️ https://t.co/4PB1p17Y1U

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@KevinScarbinsky Can we please retire the bingo card trope?

[Buezecrypt📊 @Boboafrica1]

@WW3_Monitor Looks scary

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

Bring on the Bama tears!

Humiliating.

War Damn Eagle.

This is how deep the hate runs, ⁦@CoachGolesh⁩

let's fucking go .

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@WarBlogle It is a replica. Graduate Hotel looked at the original which is down in Fairhope junkyard and it was beyond repair. Still nice to see it though.

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

@nbcsnl

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

Let the church say, Amen!

[Tyler Winfrey 🦅 @Tylerwinfrey25]

We finally have a head football coach that acts like he’s a football coach and not a youth pastor at the church of the Highlands. I could cry.

[Ambassador Cooper @KCOOPERRAY]

@DrunkAubie HA