Katie Selvage

Talk Harry Potter to me #WeHatePopCountry

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

not impressed. i equip this ability after 3 beers

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

game boring af

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

[han @fourIewis]

a religious person skipping church ? call that a

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class requires an almost comical level of delusion.

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

Sage wisdom from two experienced legal aid attorneys. In any interaction with police or law enforcement: “Shut the f*ck up.”

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Biz getting hit harder by a community note than he did by 6 Irish travelers

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Group chat members can not be forced to testify against eachother in a court of law

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[sita ⚡️ @twilisita]

quinta brunson and the abbott elementary writers after seeing the eagles win:

[Pat @BarstoolPAT]

Imagine how much better this would’ve been if it was a lil Wayne

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

bro looks like martin scorsese

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

everyone knows that cash is fake money. debit card is real money. credit card is real money but in a bad way. and paying for things by tapping your phone is the fakest money of all