Kok Chun Yik 🇲🇾

[Kok Chun Yik 🇲🇾 @KCY3701]

@bitcoinmalaya CBDC coming soon to Malaysia

[Kok Chun Yik 🇲🇾 @KCY3701]

@miquelgirones1 CREDIT

[Paul Weston @PWestoff]

I don't know if Energy Lockdowns are coming, but if they do it certainly ties in with Net Zero, Agenda 2030. I don't know if oil/gas supply levels will drop below the requirement level, but I do know it gives the globalists the excuse they need to say no more driving and no more flying to sunnier/snowier climes for your 2026 holidays. We will know within the next 30 days.

[Kok Chun Yik 🇲🇾 @KCY3701]

@grok @bmatthew1921 @JoshKale @grok when will it come to Malaysia?

[Sofia khatun @sofia3973]

STOP TELLING CHATGPT “ACT AS AN EXPERT STOCK MARKET TRADER”.

Bad prompt = Bad result.

Use these prompts instead and see the magic:

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

just added "login with google" to my saas, did I miss anything?

[Syahir @syahir]

Albert Tei @ Tei Jiann Cheing.

Out of curiousity i made a search on SSM about his current "mining" conpany Nova Asia Resources Sdn Bhd of which he's the founder, major shareholder and Group Executive Chairman.

Macam mana sebuah syarikat dengan modal berbayar hanya RM200 ribu, aset RM3.3 juta, liabiliti RM11.6 juta dan ekuiti negatif RM8.3 juta, revenue syarikat sekadar RM289 ribu dan rugi RM6.8 juta boleh bagi banyak ahli-ahli politik ratusan ribu dan juta Ringgit sebagai rasuah?

Even a simple Google search you can find this Albert Tei is no mining "tycoon".

At best he's only "broker maut" moving money and doing "side quests" for somebody else.

Siapa di belakang Albert Tei @ Tei Jiann Cheing is the right question.

Again go Google and you can find his pictures with MBs, infront of Pejabat Menteri Besar(s) etc because that's how he operated.

Politicians yang amek duit dia memang bodoh dan padan muka masuk perangkap dia.

Siapa "pelabur" di belakang Tei Jiann Cheing? I don't know. Mungkin akan terdedah suatu masa nanti. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[𝐍𝐚𝐍𝐚 🍒 @jencheolst]

Maybank2u: Funds Received
You’ve just received RM 100,000.00 in your account ending ***8634. REF: 20251024GXSPMYKL010ORB27432345

CONTOHHH

[jediMASTER @jedimaster909]

The KLIA Highway is now called Lebuh Madani ?
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️
Syok sendiri!
It was built by Madani Nemesis Tun Mahathir’s & Madani just Hijacked it😳

[Slainthayer @slainthayer]

Do you think there should be a Komuter between Tg Malim and Ipoh?

If you answered yes and you live/work in this part of Perak, please fill up this form

Because Perak govt flatly rejected the request by ADUN Slim for this Komuter service because "no demand from the rakat"

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

📌The Education Ministry has prohibited 12 categories of food and drinks from being sold in schools to ensure healthy eating practices for students.

The 12 types of food and drinks banned are:

• Processed food.

• Junk food.

• Sweets and chocolate.

• Pickled food.

• Creamy or sugar-coated food.

• Instant products.

• Confectionery products and ice cream.

• Drinks with toppings or sweet mixes.

• Energy, isotonic, or herbal drinks.

• Tea and coffee.

• Food and drinks containing alcohol.

• Expired food or food in the form of toys.

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[Kok Chun Yik 🇲🇾 @KCY3701]

@meikafang @WatchNebula @adamhchase @thewheatgerm @wendoverpro Good enough 🤣

[Khazanah Research Institute @KRInstitute]

Your experiences matter!

Khazanah Research Institute (KRI) is looking for individuals to participate in a qualitative interview session on behavioral factors that influence the choice of one’s mode of transport.

If you live in Klang Valley and have used both private vehicles and public transport in the past 30 days, we would greatly appreciate your insights and perspectives on this topic.

Interested in contributing to our research? Scan the QR code on this poster or click the link here: https://t.co/rasQro8Att
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Pengalaman anda amat kami hargai!

Khazanah Research Institute (KRI) sedang mencari individu untuk mengambil bahagian dalam sesi temu bual mengenai faktor tingkah laku yang mempengaruhi pemilihan mod pengangkutan seseorang.

Sekiranya anda tinggal di kawasan Lembah Klang dan pernah menggunakan kedua-dua kenderaan persendirian dan pengangkutan awam dalam tempoh 30 hari yang lalu, kami amat menghargai pandangan dan perspektif anda dalam topik ini.

Berminat untuk mengambil bahagian dalam kajian penyelidikan kami? Imbas kod QR dalam poster ini atau klik pautan di sini: https://t.co/BdbZiyOTBl

#KhazanahResearchInstitute #KRI #PublicTransport #Research #QualitativeInterview #Interview #KlangValley #ParticipantNeeded

[yui's urban fantasies @yuiurbanfantasy]

What if Singapore (at least, the British colony of Singapore) never sold Christmas Island to Australia, and the island had 10 times the population today?

[Nebula @WatchNebula]

Jet Lag: The Game is officially a @TheWebbyAwards nominee.

[Sam (from Wendover) @wendoverpro]

We’re Seoul back 🇰🇷

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Suatu hari di Hari Raya...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jet lag: the meme @jetlaghag]

✈️✨Jet Lag: The Game Giveaway ✨🎁

One follower will win:
• An official JLTG Hide + Seek game 🗻
(Shipping anywhere worldwide 🌎)

RT this tweet to enter (one entry per person)

Picking one winner on March 28th through a random number generator!

[SoyaCincau @Soya_Cincau]

The Google Pixel 9 and Pixel 9 Pro XL are available from Maxis and CelcomDigi with up to 36-month instalments.

Maxis offers Pixel 9 from RM105/month and Pixel 9 Pro XL from RM169/month with Postpaid 109. Meanwhile, CelcomDigi offers the Pixel 9 from RM63/month and the Pixel 9 Pro XL from RM107/month on One Pro/Ultra Postpaid.
#madebygoogle #pixel9 #pixel9Pro #maxis #celcomdigi