Not Kevin Calkins

Your daily dose of proverbs, anecdotes, haikus, puns, and idioms straight from the mouth of the World's Wisest Math Teacher and Savior of the Rings™.

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"If you don't find joy in your schooling, it's awful hard to enjoy school" Kevin Calkins 4/24/18

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"So if the coefficient of a is 1/2, then the parabola is growing half-fast.

Half-fast

Ha"
Kevin Calkins 3/25/18

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Happy birthday Mr. Calkins!

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"Remember guys, no jeans with holes. Now I don't even know how you're going to get your feet through them." - Kevin Calkins 3/2/18

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"My 2log6 looks like 21 og6. We'll study 'ogs' next chapter"
Kevin Calkins 2/9/18

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@sir2fresh Oh autocorrect :(

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@parasaval Every day is a day worth tweeting

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"All right guys any homework questions?"

"6.4 5L?"

"Oh yes 5L. This is an 'L' of a problem" - Kevin Calkins 2/21/18

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Mr. Calkins, is that a line that slowly approaches zero but never touches it? "You bet your asymptote it is!" Kevin Calkins 1/31/18

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"'I'm not superstitious, but I am a little-stitious' -Michael Scott"
- Kevin Calkins

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"It's Elvis' birthday today so he'd be 83 today.......or maybe he is 83 today -Kevin Calkins 1/8/18

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"If you ask siri what happens when you divide by zero, is that when she makes fun of you for having no friends?" -Kevin Calkins 1/4/18

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*Looks down at attendance sheet and sees that Esteban is absent*
"Esteban?
More like EsteGONE"
-Kevin Calkins 9/14/17

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"I'm getting old. That, or obsessive gambling." -Kevin Calkins 6-7-17

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"Keep your Moanas up." -Kevin Calkins 6-9-17

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"So he said,"Hey Kevin, why aren't you practicing." and what I heard was, "Hey Kevin, you suck.""-Kevin Calkins 6-9-17

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"The patient told his doctor he was having dreams that he was a tee-pee or wigwam nightly, the doctor said he must be two-tents." -KC 6-8-17

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"You've been mathematically hosed"
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6-7-17

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It is beautiful. If you listen closely, you can still hear @CooperKupp catching passes. #GoEags

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WELCOME BACK @sir2fresh it feels great having ya back!