Krista💸

if Laura Ingles was a hot girl

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

Not all gingers are hot but the hottest ones are gingers.

[KM @TheMustangMama]

My husband, my pup, and my coffee shop. I'm a lucky lady I tell ya what

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

Idk why everyone is surprised when I do dumb shit…I never claimed to be smart!!

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

I love being a Zach Bryan hater bro just makes it too easy 😂

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

Made pesto with the addition of some herbs I grew from seed in my home ❤️ Tasted like shit I had cereal after

[trish @ultragloss]

i need him not in a physical way but in the way that a spoiled little girl needs a pony

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

Montana is such a small town you can hardly have two boyfriends!

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

a very Krista-meth thing to do :

[euphoria @euphoriaHBO]

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

[The King of Burbank @_akingofburbank]

Angus Cloud came into Euphoria with no acting experience and then effortlessly created the show’s most charming character. He had a long career ahead of him, but Fez alone will be an iconic character for generations. I hope he’s at peace now.

[KM @TheMustangMama]

Oh shut the fuck up. You call yourself Wildcat ffs. That's gayer than two coal miners buying a house together, and living happily ever after til one dies of black lung.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

she was so real

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Taking a tolerance break from employment

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

yes i'm from CPS the cock penis & shlong department

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

Just watched a story of people running up to a stage from the DJ’s pov and it was so embarrassing!

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Having a “The Bear” summer:
- Panic attacks
- Disassociating
- Living in past trauma
- Eating a lot of sandwiches
- Calling people cousin
- Shouting

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

Medicaid would be a beautiful name for a child

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

My official Barbenheimer schedule