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i once thought i had mono for an entire year. turns out i was just really bored.

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Rly thought I could use self-tanner to erase my carhartt overall tan lines....shoulda checked the redneck-centric beauty blogs first😤

[Melissa Baldauff @mbaldauff]

Godspeed to the gal in front of me at the pharmacy getting a Plan B, at-home COVID test, and two Red Bulls.

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@CBustopher 25% of everything rn (my shipment arrived today)

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I talk a lot of smack ab ppl who do social media closet clean out sales for someone who just cleaned out their closet and needs to sell a lot of good clothes….

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Super friendly pit mix missing in the South Lamar/Pierce Ave region! If you find Theo I can tell you where he and his owner live.

[Oxford Police Department @OxfordPolice]

Missing pup

[Pets of Oxford @PetsofO]

Anyone seen Leo? Been missing about 6 days. Park Drive / Zilla Avent area. He has a chip but hated his collar and just “took off” his 3rd one. Thanks in advance for letting us know if you have seen him.
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My mom gave me flowers from her yard bc I’m a cat mom :)

It was a *slight* dig but I can’t be mad ab hydrangeas and lillies

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My first bartending shift in 14 months is in 3 hrs and I’m already looking forward to taking out the trash so I can smoke a cigarette by the dumpster behind The Lyric

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My 18 yr old coworker saw me scrolling thru my banner notifications and said, “omg you have Snapchat!?” I told him I’m not *that* old. Then I scrolled a little more and saw an email inviting me to my 10 yr high school reunion.

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@mistressofcrass @taylorswift13 Dibs on choosing the font

[Will Crockett @WillCrockett33]

I’m watching the news and somebody submitted their video of a storm under the name “Jean Parmesan” from Arrested Development. Started cracking up. RIP Jessica Walters.

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North MS winter storm activities are wild. Sleds, skis (did I spell that word right?), and snowboards??

*pulls up carhartts, ashes cigarette* Where I come from, we put a rope through a piece of plywood and tied it to the back of a four wheeler to have fun in accumulated sleet.

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@MagnoliaNurse2 Oooo who’s selling these?

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@benfugler Sounds like the early stages of a cult. So it’s a yes for me.

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@MagnoliaNurse2 Had a similar experience at Chicory except the woman had a 2 inch wide elastic headband over her mouth😑

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In college, I was dropped a letter grade in a class for exceeding my absences bc I was watching HBO’s Going Clear, stoned on a comfy couch w friends.

I still stand by this decision. That doc still rips and I haven’t used shit from that class in real life.

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My cult’s name is “Carhartthrobs” and I convince young women and men not to fall in love w musicians that *only* wear Carhartt beanies.

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@katie_katzmeow Hahaha lawd I miss y’all

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My 38 yr old boyfriend has, accidentally, gotten 28 yr old me in to Phish. Thought if I made it through college w/out getting in to them, I never would. Love is weird. White ppl are weird. Idk who I am anymore.

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@jjoconno Doing Hampton comes alive rn to expand my palate 💅🏼