Kevon Craigalocious

i was not born but invented

[Little Red Dress @fontfighter]

Beautiful day outside so I'm going back to bed

[Little Red Dress @fontfighter]

Don't bother me. Unless you're a trained exorcist. And hot.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Can't now, I'm about to get shitfaced on Zima

[Kevon Craigalocious @KCraigalocious]

@realDonaldTrump try the asshole on Twitter during staff meetings

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

"Job creators" aren’t popular right now. They’re creating jobs in Indonesia and jobs for lobbyists.

[Special K @SwirlySkittles]

Did we ever find out if love can actually move mountains?

[Little Red Dress @fontfighter]

I bet my neck is stiffer than your dick

[Kevon Craigalocious @KCraigalocious]

@yolimarie_ did the same this morning

[❥ @mariemari_]

Laying in bed wanting coffee and realizing I have to get up and get it myself 😭

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tom Brady has cemented his spot as the GOAT! So weird. Just last year, people were calling him a CHEETAH!

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

My favorite confessional serves the best Bloody Mary's.

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

If you unfollow or block someone based on gossip you might want to get a fucking life.

[Kevon Craigalocious @KCraigalocious]

Can we all agree that rape is a form if terrorism against women?

[Kevon Craigalocious @KCraigalocious]

@BradTheLadLong @realDonaldTrump I like it

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Anybody wanna be my date for the end of the World?

[Kevon Craigalocious @KCraigalocious]

@LuvPug my cellar is fully renovated and stocked after my last UN raid so if you're good with being around people in specimen jars hmu!

[Kevon Craigalocious @KCraigalocious]

@charmfoz @LuvPug stealing it and putting it on Facebook.

[Kevon Craigalocious @KCraigalocious]

@llPennyLanell @reaIDonaIdTfump @azalben @realDonaldTrump did he really tweet that? Or that a comedy bot? "Decline of America"?

[Ju💲t_Ⓜ️z_🅱️ @LoveYoorFate]

Having big, glorious tits is a struggle you guys