KC Flaker

Practically perfect in every way.

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

@BacheloretteABC please make a Jordan thought of the day calendar. #TheBachelorette #MenTellAll

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

@MyFavMurder Spell it Like You Mean It by Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Carnegie... https://t.co/Vq4DYKrcoF

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

@BacheloretteABC Kenny for Bachelor 22!

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

It's either botox or incest.

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

When you're waiting for the #streetcar and 8 have passed going the other direction. #neworleansproblems

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

#touristing #sundayfunday zebrookseabrook https://t.co/F5P7IdUV23

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

The Golden Girls knew: https://t.co/hxPxaaVj6S

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

Surveying the damage... https://t.co/KLxOqrkCNs

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

People: You're a counselor! I need you! You helped me so much! We need more of you!
People on funding: Prove your worth...too late!

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

The only thing missing from my New Year's celebrations has been @Raising_Canes. Open up soon, I need my #onelove!

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

@AccelifyLLC I'm thankful for supportive and caring people in my life #AccelifyGivesThanks

[Gov. John Bel Edwards @LouisianaGov]

735 Louisiana foster children were adopted between Oct. 1, 2015 and Sept. 30, 2016 -- the most in one year to date. #lagov

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

@LouisianaDCFS The Orleans Office Fax Line and Phone Number seems to be down. Is there an alternate number for follow up reports?

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

I have a fear (hope) that someone has cameras in my house and is watching to see just how weird (talented) I am when no one's around.

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

And Josh says:Mexican pizza, will you accept this rose? Then proceeds to lick pizza's face. #bachelorinparadise

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

A grifter just offered to buy me a drink, serenaded me and called me a love machine. I feel good about today. #neworleans #Saturday

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

New Orleans! Let's make a bid for the 2024 Olympics and host at the dilapidated Six Flags!
#Rio2016 #Olympics #Olympics2024

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

A bit of advice: do not get on a boat that is playing Amazing Grace as its departing song.

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

Parents, it is your responsibility to behave the way you want your children to act.

[KC Flaker @KCvonFlacker]

Matilda and Carrie are essentially the same story.