FYI: screenshot tommy Lee’s dong and put it up as your new header pic.

COME ON SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY DO THE CONGA OTHERWISE I BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK

Boss: “does a raise sound good to you?” Me: “hell yeah dude what’s up?” Boss: “well you’re one of the two most reliable guys in the company, so we’re giving you a dollar” me: 🫡

READY OR NOT HERE I COME YOU CANT HIDE. I’M GOING TO FIND YOU AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK

FAIRY TALES CAN COME TRUE IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU ARE NOT A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

Jerry Barry terry Gary

THE EARTH THE SUN THE RAIN GO FUCK YOURSELF

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY FOR YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP JUST TO LET ME DOWN YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

DOJA CAT EXCELLENT

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT JABRONI DUMB SON OF A BITCH HULK HOGAN

NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A SUPLEX