LaGüera

USMC. travel. reformed vegetarian. GenX tomboy.

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

I just returned from a trip to Europe & thought I'd share what did/didn't work for me, so here goes... (LONG 🧵 alert)

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

"We want to make sure there's a human behind this account" says the artificial intelligence robot prompt...
I feel like me using voice-to-text should be the first <effing> clue

[Rob Yates @ProsperCLT2023]

a heart attack

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

🙏🏼 Dear lord don't ever allow us to return to this level of insanity again

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Happy International Pet Day 🐾

To the ones who sit with us on the hard days…
Who make ordinary moments feel special…
Who ask for nothing but give everything 🤍

They are never “just a pet”

They are family

Hug them a little closer today 🐾

#InternationalPetDay

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

Most people over 50 require a Near Death Experience to prompt any significant change in behavior for them

And even then there is resistance

Keep this in mind when arguing with your older parents about changing their health habits

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

I really didn't expect this level of online shade from a company that sells rolling papers

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

It's taking all of my willpower to pace myself with this decadent brand of Dubai chocolate! Shout out to this UAE-based company for clearly indicating the potential negative impacts of artificial food colors on kids.

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

@DocnotDoctor76 😅 ahaha q clásico

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

❄️ checklist in addition to the obvious:
* fuel fill-up
* cash on hand
* devices charged
* wash dishes, do all laundry and shower ahead of time

Be safe, everyone!

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

It looks soft, promises fluffiness, then attacks your paws without warning.
I am in doors today
My paws are indoor-grade.
Snow is outdoor grade.
This is a compatibility issue
I am being helpy by self-reassigning to critical duties such as radiators, blankets, & morale

[Josh Denny @JoshDenny]

Smart Americans stopped letting their job pay taxes for them years ago.

They’re due on April 15th. Every dollar you pay before the due date could be sitting in your account and generating interest, but by all means keep following the rules.

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Here’s a hug for the New Year. May it be kind and gentle with you, especially on the days that feel heavy.

May it offer rest where you’re tired, hope where you need it most, and small moments of light that remind you you’re not alone.

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

There's definitely a special place in hell for those who steal from a charity program.

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

There's something creepy about trying to maintain a normal conversation with a coworker you know is about to be fired. Even though the thieving b@stard deserves it.

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

There's something creepy about trying to maintain a normal conversation with a coworker you know is about to be fired. Even though the thieving b@stard deserves it.

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

@DannyPace I feel you, amigo. I remember our past comments re: lists of follows lol

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

So 2025 appropriate

Sympathy For The Devil took my top spot this year. More in my #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/IoeMhQUD7r

[LaGüera @KDDitch]

Anyone else nerd out to their end-of-year Spotify list, or just me 😅

[BowTiedBroke @BowTiedBroke]

A friend is getting divorced. Wife is telling him to grow up since he still parties like he did when they were dating. She loved it then. For those who don’t know the official rule:

Women marry men expecting that they’ll change. Men marry women expecting that they won’t.