Kelsey Milligan

Human Person. Renaissance Woman. Voiceover Artist

[Kelsey Milligan @KDMilligan]

@reaonford @jar_audio Congrats! Sounds like a really fun career move. 👏

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Want to know what's truly trending in our collective psyche? Check the stats on @MerriamWebster. Are we all ok? We're, like, not. Are we? Hard to tell.

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Another weird side effect of the pandemic: Now that they can't see my face, random dudes ask me for my phone number all the damn time. #pandemiclife #coviddating

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To anyone who uses a lowercase "I" but capitalizes random words because "they seem important": You're important too. Have some goddamn self respect. #selflove #grammartip

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Seattleites are more annoyed about people complaining about our ability to cope with snow than you are about our ability to cope with snow. #itshillyhere #seattlesnow #everyonecalmdown #snow #Seattle

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Everyone calm down, I'm sure @TheAcademy will announce the nominees for Best Directress. #OscarsSoWhiteMale #OscarsSoWhite #OscarsSoMale

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@malavikaj @kcmetrobus A. Keefe. Loves a bus ride, likes to look out the window.

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Jimmy Buffet makes kids songs for adults. Change my mind. #postholidaythoughts

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@senatemajldr What does Putin have on you?

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@dailybeanspod @mandy_reeder

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@dailybeanspod thanks. Now everytime Judge Jackson's name pops up in a news story, I have to wisper under my breath "if you're nasty".

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@chrissyteigen Preach girl, spread the good word. It's the food of my people—don't forget the grilled onions.

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@tweetjaleesa D) Sell Alaska to Putin.

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@samsanders Settle in for a good 20 minutes for Alice's Restaurant Massacre, Sam. Arlo Guthrie has your back.

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@TopicFight @InFightStyle Would love to attend a seminar if you ever find yourself around Seattle!

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@Sawbones please do an episode on this fool, Sean Baker who believes in an all-meat diet? https://t.co/XSKQWxFY6i Apparently he was just on the Joe Rogan Experience.

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@sproutsfm What's the deal with this rumored North Seattle store? When ya going to be in my 'hood?

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@Fabletics it's a big ol pile of crap that you can't apply credits to promotions. By doing this, you're penalizing loyalty. Its a fat middle finger to your long-standing customers.

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Whenever someone holds a door for me, I often give in on an overwhelming urge to do a silly walk. #letmeentertainyou #ministryofsillywalks