Kristopher Reavely

Human Being

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@iqrafatma1278 That's a back yard and people should mind their own business.

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@iman_560 To be honest, neither, I'd rather talk to them first, beauty fades, being boring is forever.

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@MarkBrooksArt Their president might get upset if a Canadian were picked to play Wolverine. Regardless of the characters origin.

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@DCDarkLegion Uid1419981994594334

Captain Atom would be fun

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@DCDarkLegion Personally I like Riddler simply because I got lucky with bios, Harley would've been nice if I didn't need an arm & leg

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@Matt_Pinner It's just or more appropriate as anything else, at least she's dressed.

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Hey @GlobeElectric1 is there a reason you sell your smart bulbs for about 10x the cost of a regular lightbulb but they can't update, flicker constantly and lose internet signal? Buy Canadian? Not anymore.

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@_SophiaLocke_ Images like this make me believe in god

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@stp_301 Terence Howard lmfao

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@TRHLofficial Any other husbands love their wives in multiple outfits, I love my wife in her work suit, her casual clothes, her everything, but she has a certain dress that "IT" and every time I see her in it I know my hearts going to stop.

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Wife: I don't think sex is important in a relationship after marriage
Husband: Well I do.
Wife: I'm not going to have sex anymore
Husband: If it's not important, can I have sex with your friend Jessica?
Wife: No!
Husband: But sex isn't Important...

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@_SophiaLocke_ I have been in love with you since I saw you on TikTok, such an amazingly beautiful intelligent woman, with the sex drive of a horny teenaged boy. Please don't stop being you. And record an album, your voice is gorgeous.

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Sometimes, I feel we should junk our current government, start over with a new one. Composed entirely by Gen X. Imagine how many feelings would be hurt day one.

Opening line for our new Prime Ministers speech...

"hello pussies, fuck your feelings and get a job"

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@AnarchoXP @RealCandaceO It's very difficult to care about anything religious.

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As an adult, I've discovered that nobody cares about your mental health, especially not mental health caused by childhood trauma. "Get over it." Sure, as a guy, I should just get over the sexual, physical, and mental abuse I endured. I forgot about how privileged I was.

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@_SophiaLocke_ Amazing, I always pictured you taller, so much beauty in such a small package lol

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@_SophiaLocke_ @dripnshoot Dressed like you are, I'd make certain you were okay. If it was in my home, I'd thank the Lord for blessing me.

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Just watched Boss Level starring Frank Grillo, Good movie.

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@TheUnvirgin @Demonpuppy ok so on Tuesday...lucky me my birthday is the Saturday yay 4/20

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@SarahsWorldX3 What a pleasant way to wake up