KD Söze

Ticking glitterbomb watching the world burn. Sit on the walls of Mont St. Michel and banter dolphins with me. The bellest of lasses loosed me.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

She knew that when she kissed this man, and forever wed his unutterable visions to her colossal vitality, their souls might romp in the mind of God. Sometimes they attained moments of this together, purely through notes passed through limerant cracks.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

@adamgrange59 hilarious. Was chuckling over this shit post when I scheduled it a couple days ago.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

WOMENS, LET’S LEARN HOW TO ACT LIKE FUCKMENS.

1. Your not too good for me.
2. i’m like this with everyone
3. My phone crashed and all my chats disappeared.
4. Your like other guysssss
5. I really wanted to see you, but I had selective mutism.
6. u just get me
7. What do you wa

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

Ahhhhhahaha love it wheh a stupid random scheduled post chimes in with my hysteria

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

Yeah bitch, its on my real for real FB for everyone to wish me a happy 42 underneath and ask me about when they message over the next few days... and I’m going to tell anyone everything they ask. https://t.co/Ab1e7km4FW

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

Well that whole concept is garbage. Songs completely ruined. It was a good one. Oh well, sorry Shins. We had a good run.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

How do I upload a text file to this shit

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

“I realised I would suffer anything- spend my last, befriend and harness my own shadows, stare truth down with wide clear eyes, and cross oceans for a chance of relieving that isolation, even for a moment.”

From a piece I wrote last month, called Wifey Stings

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

Pro tip ladies: blackmail a childhood friend who is a super smart lawyer into giving you a retainer. This is the only safe way to confide in and trust a man who isn’t full gay.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

I WAS FINE BEING ALONE I DIDNT REALISE COMPANIONSHIP WAS POSDIBLE FOR A THING LIKE ME ABD THERE IT IS, EQUAL, TURNED TO GARBAGE HAHAGAGAGAGAFAAAASBNNN

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

@Stephx2007 I make them kneel before me and confess their crimes against my soul by turns, and then they will lift their open mouths in supplication and I’ll tenderly dribble it back and forth. 😘 👊

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

Goddamn Gatsby ass bullshit around here, British motherfuckers don’t read the good stuff in school I’m inside joking myself like always of course of course of course of course of course of course

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

It’s not the sick body, it’s the weak character

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

You didn’t get the package did you? Probably don’t let you on site. It’s a layout in greyscale and loads of tiny little cat squares to arrange. Waste of $40 and 2 hours I’ll never get back.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

I hope you get shanked bitch

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

I’m looking for the man I thought he was, twitter. Let’s go. Devoted to blond wife’s gofundme and finding a worthy Mr Söze. Nothing else matters.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

Everything meant nothing

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Happy fucking birthday to me. I’m going to make a cake later and get weird with it.

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

“Class will out” woooooohohohohohahahagggggaaaaaaa hahaha you fucking loser. You know you say that shit when you feel insecure and I intellectually looted you? I made a dossier let’s publish it

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

Classist motherfucker, who is trash now?

[KD Söze @KDSoze]

But you got aids and a slapper and a sentence instead, so maybe best just. I dunno. Whar you even doing here?