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Dog Mom, Texan, expert in sarcasm, Louise Belcher is my patronus.

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Story of my life 😂

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@SarahMackAttack At my 8th grade Halloween party my mom turned a nice, mellow pumpkin carving contest into an all out pumpkin innards war. The entire backyard was covered in orange strings, goop, and pumpkin seeds. She was quite pleased with herself even during the extensive clean up 😂

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I understand why @Disney chose the name Wreck-it Ralph, because it wrecks my emotions ever time.

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@XandySchiefer To be fair, a nightmare is a type of dream🤷‍♀️😂

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Big 2020 mood

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

No i do not want an edible for breakfast. How many mg’s is it?

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This accurately sums up my journey of self discovery during quarantine.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Today I learned the tiny little whisk I assumed was a salad dressing whisk and have been using for about two years to make salad dressings is, in fact, a Christmas ornament.

[Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ]

This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told "no" in their life.

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Let it go. We'll be outside soon.

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This thread just gets better and better 😂🌿

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@MetalRoofDude Well that was the plan, but I guess HQ had other ideas.
**adjusts tinfoil hat**

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Yesterday, my husband and I woke up and realized that at some point in the night we had completely swapped places in the bed with no memory of doing so. This is strange because we had planned to be abducted by aliens in our 40s.

[Dr Addy Lowe @adriana_lowe]

In times like this, we need to focus on the important things, like being thought of by eels.

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@mindykaling So So Good and the Soundtrack is a Masterpiece❤

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@FishGuyKai I don't think this is what they meant by "protect our oceans."

[Brandie Posey💀🔥 @Brandazzle]

Shout out to teen girl rooms, covered in wall to wall magazine clippings like you're trying to solve a horny murder.

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@Fungal_Love Is this the beginning of a heart warming short story, because I am tuned in 😍

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Sending this to my husband just to get that look 😑
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[KEATS @keatsdidit]

Female Skin Care Be Like

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Say it louder so the childhood nightmares in the back of my mind can feel validated.

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Spent the day being productive and overhauling the flowerbed with the hubs. Do I feel accomplished? Yes. Am I creeped out by how insanely hot the mulch was? Absolutely.
#StayHome