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[Sarah Conlon @sarahconlon3]

Nurses and doctors told not to call patients ‘love’ or ‘dear’, Radio stations banning a Christmas song because it’s ‘inappropriate’, vegans offended by sayings like ‘bringing home the bacon’. Can we just put on our big BOY pants and stop being so soft, or am I offending someone.

[ZGA @ZGAplease]

A knife hidden in a baguette is the most French shit ever.

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

Why must people take offense to everything 🙄

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

The thought of being at work in a few hours makes me die a little inside 🙃

[New York Mets @Mets]

Our guys are in that #ThanksgivingEve mood. 😀

[Braydon Stephens @b_radd31]

“I’m only going to have a drink or two tonight.”
*Best Friends walk through the door

Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it

Me: “Fuck it lets black out.”

[ab @anicshea]

if someone as pure as Ariana Grande can get thru 22 people dying in a terrorist attack at her concert, her ex Mac‘s death, being BLAMED for his death, and a failed engagement all in like...18 months, im pretty sure i can stop being a lil bitch n get thru my current situation

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

@ally_taylorrr Literally busted into tears

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

Thank you Shonda for making me ball my eyes out again after watching Grey’s 😭😍

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Look at the happiness on the dog's face after his big jump 😂😂

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

@caitmichelee I love you too 😘

[Sarah Bolton @sarahmboltt]

i feel sorry for girls in this generation. they’ll never know what it feels like to buy a J-14 or BOP magazine just to tear out a Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, or Jonas Brothers poster and put it on their bedroom wall. it’s truly tragic

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

Colorado is great. There was a mix up at the one store so they gave us 2 free joints. Talk about customer service

[ESTESS @Kyle_Estess]

You know Kanye just designs the shoe, and Adidas produces it, right? Also, he’s been talking to the the head of production at Adidas about starting a factory in Chicago and allowing ex cons to work. He is trying to help this country but you hate him bc he wears a MAGA hat

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

Update: I superglued the arms back on so I can see again 🤓

[Kerri🦋 @KDillon95]

Broke my glasses 5 minutes into my vacation 😅🙃