ERIC CARTMAN

If you don't know who I am, you should get your head out of your ASS! #Cartman

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#Easter Dinner at Kenny house! Happy Easter!!

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Damn hippies, hippies everywhere Damn you smelly tree lickers

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#Thanksgiving #FuckYouDolphins

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#GoHillary

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Kenny went out to a fancy restaurants & he sent me a picture of the highest priced meal on the menu #KennyisPoor

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I Would Like To Nominate " MonkeyTiTs " for a new swear #MakeANewSwearWord

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#DaylightSavingTime Sucks ASS. I Want my Freaking Hour Sleep Back

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#GodBless a #ARedneckTurkeyDay

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NO Kitty, Thats my Fucking Turkey #RejectedThanksgivingToasts

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#DoYourPart and Help the Economy and buy me Stuff

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#ThatHappyFeelingYouGetWhen you eat all the skin off the chicken from a bucket of #KFC

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@Real_Alemore @IACGWIW He's a Fat ass i'm not fat, DAMNIT!!

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Dont cry like a little bitch like #Butters #NewHorrorMovieRules

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Woke up to a bucket of #KFC today, Today is going to be a Good Sunday #GoodDay

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The Struggles of Having Big Balls

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@MXPComedy42 i was going to say put some #KFC gravy on it but that would work also

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@MXPComedy42 and Paprika

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@Real_Alemore UMMMM, Hell NO!! Beers are for Hippies!! I hate freakin Hippies

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Minorities in my Waterpark https://t.co/lMvH1lOkvZ #ChildrenRockSongs