Pork Chop Express

Runner in the woods. I’m a day person

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

congrats Rush Limbaugh on 5 years sober

[Pork Chop Express @KEYSTONEBRUN]

@elpasomatters Ahh El Paso, I spent a month there one night.

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@JakeLang you cried like a pussy ass bitch remember

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@BretWeinstein No you did vote for that asshole

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as fuck to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours

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@TheCinesthetic Conan the barbarian

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@mrbayoa1 1 million upfront is 600k after taxes. Govt takes 40%. She’s smart

[MM  @adgirlMM]

When "antifa" starts showing up in neighborhoods and at workplaces wearing gaiter masks, tactical vests, armed to the hilt and throwing people to the ground or into unmarked cars, let us know.

Until then, there's only one group of terrorists doing that - and it's ICE.

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@SenFettermanPA are libtards wearing AR15 lapel pins in DC? are libtards on Fox saying homeless folks should get lethal injections? JC you are a clown show dude 🤡

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

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@factpostnews fell for it again award

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

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@jamiedupree @JPFinlayNBCS Dumps America on full display suckers

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@aidstationfireb Wtf man! I shed tears for her at the finish knowing her story. This sucks.

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@NancyMace Bush bean ambassador I knew it!

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@NancyMace settle down Nancy and go have some beans

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

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@JuliaDavisNews get ready to speak dead American buddy

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@iRunFar we need more interviews with folks like Betsy

[blue @bluewmist]

i think we were meant to live slower than this. to grow tomatoes. to take afternoon walks. to cry without apologizing for it. to be bad at things and still do them. we weren’t designed for constant achievement. we were meant for moments. small, soft, nothing-special moments that somehow mean everything.