kar(e)l ebergen

I make and do things.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

Donkey Kong would be so pissed off going to a Crate & Barrel, finding neither crate nor barrel.

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Pineapples have hairdos. Look at the top of pineapple. 100% a hair-gel filled spikey punk hairdo. They’re cool AF.

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This Kendrick-Drake feud is so romantic. It’s just two adult men writing poems to one another.

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Yeah we didn’t have a dog growing up because my Dad lost his high school national championship basketball game to the team with Air Bud.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

While all you simpletons are trapping mice in sticky pads and boxes, I’m getting my mice trapped in Ponzi and pyramid schemes. Solving my problem AND getting rich. #BuiltDifferent

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A man’s dating profile pics, but instead of fish he’s holding up a boot, a toilet bowl seat, and a car tire.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

@Avast_o Avast!!! Wishing you the best in the next chapter!

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

“Chilli?”? Um, more like “pleasantly warm” thank you very much

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

I love this. They look so happy. I bet they give each other treats and hold each others hands when they get nervous. Goals.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Drake and Morgan Wallen together in new photo.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

How these two are smiling is exactly how my brother and I smile when my dad insists on a photo at the worst time.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Adam!!! Olivia!!!
TOMORROW

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

Never nude?

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jeremy Allen White photographed by Luke Gilford for British GQ

🔗: https://t.co/2uS4Wgtsu7

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

@danielleweisber @NIJC Oh hell yeah, have a good race!

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

Wait is this a murder mystery or a rom com? Is this like The Proposal but they’re also hiding bodies? What is this movie about?!?!

[Sony Pictures @SonyPictures]

Just a little tease. Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell star in @AnyoneButYou, coming exclusively to theaters December 22.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

Everything is a cracker. A tart? A sweet cracker. A pizza? Big hot cracker. A sandwich? A squishy cracker topped with another squishy cracker. Tortellini? Cracker salad. I can go on.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

@garrettpalm Hey! Congrats!!!!

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

Honestly the scariest thing would be if a jack-o-lantern wasn’t actually a jack-o-lantern and was actually just named Lewis. I would shit myself if I ever saw that. Anyway, I’m off to Target if you need anything.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

Everyone is saying how amazing it would see the greats play here, not me. I wanna see Miraloma’s 3rd grade acapella group sing here with these graphics. The combination of god-defying visuals and off-tune Carmina Burana would truly blow my mind.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

First look inside the immersive Sphere arena in Las Vegas, which opened with a U2 concert.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

Took a look at the agreement and lots of good stuff but apparently we can’t have any character ever say “Wowie Zowie!” Fortunately they can still say “Dang-o-Rama!” but folks, I think we gotta keep striking.

[kar(e)l ebergen @KEbergen]

It brings me so much joy that a man known for painting portraits of whimsical rotundity looks this upset.

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There are no words in any language to describe

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“Uh, yeah, I think that’s a gnome from me dawg”