Keyren Gerlach Burgess

Editor, small-person wrangler, smitten wife, travelholic and lover of Disneyworld, Brit lit, horror movies and cheese.

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Was just about to make my family a nice, wholesome Sunday roast when I came across this bad boy. Peeling it felt oddly predatory.😬🥕🥕🥕 #momlife #adventuresincooking @burgessedit

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Just walked into a restaurant with my underwear tucked into my skirt. My kids & hubs said nothing. Thank goodness for the nice old lady who discreetly told me. At least my undies were cute!🩲😁#wardrobemalfunction

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Enjoying my first ever nba game with the hubs! Go #Nets #embracethelights @burgessedit

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@krispykreme my kids were so “eggcited” (sorry) to get your #springminis but we had to “eggsplain” (sorry again) the exploded bunnies.
🥺🐰still yummy though. #HappyEaster

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This Norwegian Christmas series is the literal best. Finished season two last night and can’t wait to watch both again. So warm, funny and heartfelt. And the most beautiful snowy setting. God Jul!❤️🎄🇳🇴

[Young Royals Forever @NetflixNordic]

Life is hard. Love is harder. Home For Christmas 2 is now on Netflix ⛄️♥️

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Let’s just say I’m not going to wait until December 1 to open my @AldiUSA wine calendar. #Election2020 ❤️🤍💙

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Another legend gone. 💔

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Well, this is fun! Police Sketches of Literary Characters Based on Their Book Descriptions https://t.co/AMHazsKHHX via @mymodernmet

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I hope they have a long and happy life together! 🐾❤️ ‘Ring-a-ding Fluffy, you’re my only hope': Man says cat saved his life after a bad fall https://t.co/UMOe33kMEx

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@ShaunaPolson @hamcoschools @burgessedit Miss your face! ❤️😘

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Happy #STEAMDay @hamcoschools #carnival @burgessedit

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As a lifelong consumer of creme eggs, this makes me so happy! 🐶🐣🐰The next Cadbury Bunny is a two-legged dog named Lieutenant Dan https://t.co/2wyVWhxqDe via @nypost

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When doing #distancelearning at your grandma’s, you borrow your grandma’s hats! 🎩👒#HCSDigitalSpiritWeek

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My new hero! We should all be as cool as #HashtagTheCowboy @ncwhm
Cowboy Museum Puts Their Head Of Security In Charge Of Their Twitter, And His Tweets Are Hilariously Wholesome | Bored Panda https://t.co/OT980n2nh2 via @boredpanda

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Sebastian applying Kobe’s #MambaMentality to i-Ready math! #HCSDigitalSpiritWeek #sportsteamday @hamcoschools @burgessedit

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My 6YO doesn’t mince words. And the feeling is mutual. #distancelearning day 6. 😩

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Lunching in our pjs! #HCSDigitalSpiritWeek @hamcoschools @burgessedit

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@DollyParton A class act, as always. When Dolly’s heart breaks, all of our hearts break. #RIPKennyRogers

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Some great stories of big-hearted people coming up with new ways to come together—even while remaining apart—to help the vulnerable who face some very tough times ahead.
https://t.co/kcBQK915jo

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When your sweet rescue channels Michelangelo. 👨🏻‍🎨😻#CatsOfTwitter #catmom @burgessedit