Kung Fu Panda Fanboy

my wallet so fat they call it kung fu panda

[Kung Fu Panda Fanboy @KFP_Fanboy]

you are truly a hero like superman… thank you @pizza990 for this masterpiece!

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

Dear AI artists,

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@T1Totorow LOL

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@x0Starlight

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@JOE_INAINER the only time i've ever roasted a paid actor was just dean cain, but then again, he's not really much of an actor

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i have used 2-lined setups and punchlines, one-liners, parodies, back-and-fourth arguments, and even rants to roast people, but that political buzzword battle was the first time i have ever made an actual poem to roast someone

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@HollywoodHandle LOL

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trump after the midterms:

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Trump says some of his deportation policies may have gone too far, per WSJ.

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@gangsterman3765 you used a bunch of buzzwords, which is what the entire original post is about, so it seemed like you were adding to the argument as an ironic joke

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@bowlcutgate don't forget this gem

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@ruuroxo_han2

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@milkystar64 @SashaSkarmory this is art

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@MrBeast @milkhover

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@TheLoonToon @Schaffrillas

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@AbdulElSayed now those are politics i can get behind

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@ElliottcMorgan "i have a jar of my grandpa's smithereens" 🔥🔥🔥

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@BritishGrump007 it wasn't on the phone, he was checking out

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after i rang a customer out at work, he just randomly started ranting about texas electing a mexican woman for 2 minutes straight and i was just silently standing there like

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@Carni_Cal it was funny

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@EmbyFlame it comes from the word tyrant which is pronounced like "tai-ruhnt", i'm right and grammar is wrong

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did i just get challenged to a buzzword battle or something?

take a seat, you predator protecting, imbecile electing, fascist pandering, minority slandering inbred

sorry, did i cut you off when you were about to say "communist" again or did your argument become a dead end the moment you idolized kim jong-un's best friend?

i'm not gonna be that easily gaslit by politically grooming, ai consuming, christianity larping, common sense carping hypocrites

how can you claim to be "christians" but only ever be religious when it fits your best interests?

i laugh at the simplicity of all you alpha male grifting, goalpost shifting, fox news-delusional, unconstitutional white [and racist] trash piles

'cause you riot over blackwashing for cinephiles, but cheer like wild animals when trump blackwashes the epstein files

y'all are hate speech condoning, pro-slave owning, rape apologia, lettuce diarrhea, anti-dei work, "WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK, WE CARRY THE FLAME, WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE GOSPEL, WE'LL HONOR HIS NAME", blatant lie spitting, felony committing, anti-advanced science, tyranny compliance, facebook obsessed, pretending to be oppressed, brainwashed trump supporters

y'all scream "antisemitism!" whenever muslims cross the borders, but when it comes to ice killing innocent workers, it's always, "ZEY WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS"

i don't know how you have the gall to bash and name call when trump so obviously has you by the balls

you cattle are a whole different brand of being puppeteered by propaganda, that you can be summed up by this one meme of kung fu panda

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@jussumDoodman @mexxydragon

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the brain rotted ai addicts keep ai generating violent/sexual fabrications of this picture, so i'm putting this at the top of my account so people know that this is the original

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@TheTalkinMetal po has always been my favorite character, i even got a free jack black autograph sent to me by universal studios thanks to @HollywoodHandle

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@AmazonWoman22 @grok @ClownsInTheWind @RabbiJeffx the what?