eevolutions

My entire life is a shitpost

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

The fact that this is still up is hilarious

You forgot to switch to your burner LMFAOOO

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

@DarlaShine a pro trans guy out of Illinois assaulted her.

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

“Thanks for waking me up to suck your dick, I was having a bad dream where my phone broke, but instead I was suddenly awake phone in tact, suckin dick.”

This man is blessed y’all

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

I have spent a very not cisgendered amount of time looking into SRS

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

I just came so hard I turned into a fucking metapod

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

@fraservalley091 @FirePicksSports @AhmarSKhan Nobody does that

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

@FirePicksSports @AhmarSKhan We’re in the process of immigrating my husband and he’s literally not allowed to be on welfare or he gets kicked out but sure bro

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

Okay so I had never used a magic wand before we used one on me today, it made me squirt right, but the vibrations made it spray all over me and I literally came in my own face

This is like

A lot to take in all at once LMFAOOOOO

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

@MsEziEmela @Bagxie @itgirlenergy LMFAOOOO

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

legalized weed is robbing today’s kids of the experience of buying weed from a guy who smells like boiled cabbage and believes in genies

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

iphone be like “a year ago today” and it’s your pussy

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

“I know straight people hate their wives but I don’t” -my husband yall

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

A group of teenage boys is known as a pending charge

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

Ur in my dms, he’s pissing our bed at night. Y’all are not the same

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

You’ve heard of vajazzling, now get ready for: Disco Balls

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

@ScottNormand My parents used to live in Tyler

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

and is his potential in the room with us right now?

[eevolutions @KFreal_]

@incelReplies How did this start off so bad and only get worse