Enjoyer of gnar

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

Working at the battered woman’s shelter, smelling perfumes from the most dastardly women in my life as they waft up from windows and just thinking “damn, am I the only dude not putting the paws one these type of women.”

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

Both of us got our pants off and I can’t stop thinking about the battle of Agincourt

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

Watching the fog roll out on the lake in a pair of boxers that are not mine

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

Yeah, the CIA definitely stole the
patent for guns that don’t whisper sweet nothings to you

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

@HuntShowdown How are you guys 4 hours into shutting down the servers and still not able to give an ETA or any sort of update?

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

@Kunalkumar0914 @HuntShowdown Yes

[Vombuz @vombuz]

@HuntShowdown

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

@HuntShowdown I’d rather all the time put into lore and cinematic trailers was instead put into making sure the game was polished and in good shape. Please stop putting lipstick on this pig crytek

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

Shittin at bass pro shops and the dude in the other stall moaned when he wiped.

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

I’d shank a Pygmy for a hair tie rn

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

Ever get caught up overthinking and just gotta put on some jazz?

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

“How’re you taking the breakup?” We’re both taking it pretty hard, she’s eating entire bags of funyons on the couch and I’m eating 113g of cottage cheese in the morning.

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

Hope yall have ammo stocked up, shelves about to be empty for the foreseeable future

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

The dumbest and dullest amongst us in the Bible Belt just had a fire lit under their ass. Good luck America

[Enjoyer of gnar @KGBertman]

@miakhalifa Didn’t you cry when someone recognized you in public, then their girlfriend said it couldn’t be you because there wasn’t enough cum on your face?
But let’s ignore the millions of potential lives that have been splattered over your face💀

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

You can’t make this up. Lime @limebike implemented a “no go zone” around the pride mural in WA after teens left scooter marks.

You can’t scooter on the street anymore because Lime is going out of their way to protect the feelings of the child m*tiIat*on cult who are intent on shoving their flag down your throat.

H/t @_jlwalker_

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Please SIGN THIS PETITION for the immediate pardon and release of Julian Assange, the publisher and activist who founded WikiLeaks and is in jail facing life imprisonment and extradition.

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[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Banks in Australia are now being shut down if you have the wrong politics

[Old Brandon (New Account In Pinned) @BrandonRTalks]

STOP MAKING EVERYTHING INTO A DAMN SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE

IF I BUY THE SOFTWARE, I SHOULD ONLY HAVE TO PAY FOR IT ONCE