kenny wassus

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[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i wonder how long before people realize we just witnessed one of the best nba finals of our lifetimes

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

Put it in a shoebox and give it to a stranger who claims they're in the FBI

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert

[Jen 💞 @whtvrjen]

the knicks won a championship and it stopped raining on the weekends in nyc

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Men really love to recommend zero carb diets to women, but listen, this is a man only diet. It is the "bachelor pad with a single gaming rig and a black leather chair" version of a diet. It is a diet stripped of its beauty and spontaneity and life, down to the bare utilitarian function. It's a diet designed for someone who's never had to consider what their husband and children want to eat, who has never hosted a dinner party, who eats alone sitting at their desk every night while answering emails. It's the diet of someone who abhors pleasure so much they wish they could grind down even the function of taste down to a pure mechanical sensation. If men had souls, keto would destroy said souls. In that sense, keto is the perfect diet for machines designed for murder and working at b2b SAAS companies.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[a @bottomofmybag]

Brian Eno

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

This will be a prized possession. Like going on safari and killing an elephant. These will not survive the night.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

gonna pack some cheese sticks and ipas, pregame in the women's section at century 21 and hope for the best

[✧☆✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

sorry for my love, sorry for my light

[grace @gracefishlove]

if u need to take advantage of me at my lowest now is the time to do so

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

Everyone who lifts for a longer period goes through the "tasty protein recipes" phase before eventually submitting to the ground beef slop bowl

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

Congrats to @nyknicks . America’s more fun when New York’s happy

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Can’t wait to talk about Wembanyama today in The Arena, 2:30-4:30 E: Crybaby. Sore loser. No clutch gene. No handshake. Most overprotected. Fake tough guy. Sent teammates after McCain, Brunson. Disappeared late in all 5 Finals games. Premature arrogance. Alien? Earthling.

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Somebody take Mikal’s phone

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

Mikal Bridges is hammered on IG Live right now just VIBING to Coldplay