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[BigMoh jr @Koladoskidculer]

🚨 “Absolute Nonsense — Everyone Knows Who the Best Was” — Jürgen Klopp on Golden Ball Debate

🎙️ Jürgen Klopp🗣️“I have to say, this is absolute nonsense. From the very start of the tournament, everyone knew who the top man was. It’s been the biggest talking point all through the World Cup.”

“I honestly don’t understand what Rodri did to deserve the Golden Ball ahead of Lionel Messi.”

“You’re talking about a 39-year-old player scoring 8 goals and giving 4 assists in a World Cup — outscoring players who are in their prime. That’s not normal, that’s special.”

“The only player who scored more was Kylian Mbappé, and we all know what level he is at.”

“But Messi — he was there in every important moment. Winning games, being decisive, man of the match performances, carrying his country all the way to another final.”

“And then you tell me he is not the best player of the tournament? For me, that is totally unfair.”

“Sometimes football gives you decisions you just cannot explain… and this is one of them.”

[Maama Uganda @MaamaUganda02]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Wahinya🇰🇪 @Wahinya_Charlie]

Them: “Na Messi akikosa kushinda World Cup?”

Me:👇

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kamande Wa Kioi ametoa ngoma ingine ya Ol Kalou 😂😂this guy is always on time.

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Uncle Sam @Sam_The_Uncle]

Ol Kalou People to Ruto before and After Elections.

[RN JayaPrakash @JayaPrakash__RN]

7 English shirts trying to guard the space, and Messi sees a gap that doesn't even exist.

That wasn’t a cross, it was a guided missile on the night of the World Cup semi-final, dropping perfectly onto the lone Argentinian head. Pure, unadulterated wizardry, Every single time the world demands greatness, he delivers.

Stop the debates. There is only one GOAT, and he wears number 10!

#Messi #ARGENG #ENGARG

[Adrian Oluoch, LL.B @AdrianOluoch]

The only reason it became difficult to steal elections in Ol Kalou is because the people of Ol Kalou decided to exercise their right to self defense against Goonism.

That is the clarion call I have been making to Kenyans, YOU MUST exercise your right to self defense against Goonism.

Elections starts and ends at the polling stations. Protect those polling stations against goons.

[Adi el Grande @icardo8]

Sir Alex Ferguson sobre las actuaciones de Lionel Messi en la Copa Mundial de la FIFA 2026.

🗣️ “He pasado toda mi vida viendo fútbol. He dirigido contra los mejores jugadores, he entrenado a algunos de los mejores y he presenciado generaciones de talento. Pero lo que Lionel Messi está haciendo a los 39 años está más allá de cualquier cosa que haya visto jamás.”

“La mayoría de los jugadores a esa edad están retirados hace tiempo o luchando por seguir el ritmo del juego moderno. ¿Messi? Él está llevando a Argentina a otra final de la Copa Mundial. No está sobreviviendo, está dominando. Esa es la diferencia.”

“La gente sigue preguntando cómo lo sigue haciendo. La respuesta es simple: su cerebro futbolístico está décadas por delante de todos los demás. Ya no necesita correr más rápido que tú porque ya ha visto los próximos tres pases antes de que hayas dado tu primer paso.”

“Mira este torneo. Cada vez que Argentina necesitaba que alguien diera un paso al frente, Messi respondió. Cuando estaban bajo presión, él exigió el balón. Cuando Inglaterra pensó que tenía un pie en la final, Messi cambió completamente el partido con dos asistencias espectaculares. Así es como se ve la grandeza.”

“Puedes organizar tu defensa perfectamente, asignar dos o tres jugadores para marcarlo y pasar meses analizando cada movimiento que hace. Nada de eso garantiza nada porque él solo necesita un segundo para destruir noventa minutos de trabajo duro.”

“Lo que más me asombra no es la habilidad, es la mentalidad. Cuanto mayor es la ocasión, más tranquilo se vuelve. Mientras todos los demás sienten el peso de una Copa Mundial, Messi juega como si hubiera nacido para estos momentos. Por eso sigue rompiendo corazones y haciendo historia.”

“Voy a decir algo que a algunas personas no les va a gustar, pero no me importa. Nunca veremos a otro futbolista como Lionel Messi. Cuando se retire, una era del fútbol se retira con él. Los jugadores ganarán Balones de Oro, marcarán cientos de goles y levantarán trofeos, pero nadie combinará genio, consistencia, longevidad y humildad de la manera en que él lo ha hecho.”

“Disfruten cada minuto que aún está en el campo, porque cuando Lionel Messi se aleje del fútbol, el juego perderá un pequeño pedazo de su alma. Habrá grandes jugadores después de él, pero nunca habrá otro Lionel Messi.

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Thomas Tuchel on Lionel Messi’s masterclass against England.

🗣️ “I’ve coached against some of the greatest footballers in history, but nights like this remind you why Lionel Messi is different. We prepared for him all week. We had plans, we had markers, we had instructions… and none of it was enough. He punished us with two moments of absolute genius.”

“You can stop him for 85 minutes, but Messi only needs five seconds to destroy everything you’ve built. That’s what happened tonight. Two assists, no panic, no wasted movement just pure football intelligence. He doesn’t force the game. He waits… and when you make one mistake, you’re dead.”

“I was shouting from the touchline because I knew the danger every time he received the ball. My players knew it too. Yet knowing what Messi is capable of and actually stopping him are two completely different things. He sees passes that nobody else in world football even imagines.”

“People talk about speed and strength. Messi doesn’t need either. His brain is faster than every defender on the pitch. He dictates the tempo, manipulates space and tears teams apart without looking like he’s trying. That is what true greatness looks like.”

“As painful as this defeat is for England, I refuse to lie. We were beaten by a footballer who continues to redefine the game at 39 years old. Two assists in a World Cup semi-final, carrying his country into another final… that’s not normal. That’s history unfolding in front of your eyes.”

“Sometimes, as a coach, you have to accept an uncomfortable truth. We didn’t just lose to Argentina we lost to Lionel Messi. And if he plays the final like he played tonight, the rest of the world should be very worried.”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

"Before you call that a penalty, pause and think about your family."

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Vile I left Kenya and travelled the rest of the world is when I knew how disadvantaged and underprivileged we are damn. Our lives are literally fighting for things that are considered basic, if you go to a country like Germany you kinda have your life laid out for you until you die. You are born, free school, Ausbildung or university then given a job, buy a house, buy a car, save live and die peacefully. Then govt sells the house to another person hivo hivo it’s like a never ending cycle. And everyone has made peace with it.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Footage of the late Interior Minister George Saitoti has resurfaced, sparking online praise for his firm grip on Kenya's security docket. Famous for his strict oversight and 'nation first' stance, his leadership remains a benchmark for ministerial authority.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear TUTAM supporters😏
Why TUTAM?
Why exactly would you want Ruto to rule this country for another term? Please just tell me
Is there something we don’t know?
Are we just haters?
Are we just “tribal”? Feel free

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Uwa mnasema

"Kenya is not like UG"

"Kenya is not like Nigeria".

Na hamuoni we are precisely like them now.

Hakuna justice tumepata since June 2024.

Corruption inaendelea.

Insecurity ajab in all towns especially Nakuru, Kisumu, Nairobi and Mombasa.

Our parastatals have been sold and others privatized.

We have conservancies owned by whites, in 2026!

We have a British Army base in Kenya.

Murdering and torturing is still ongoing.

Politicians are still stealing.

SHA is working for only few people.

Education is failing.

Dictatorship.

No leader is following the constitution.

Judiciary is rotten to the core.

Goonship is the new word for govt militia.

Femicide is ongoing. Kids are being killed and others disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

Dissidents are getting attacked.

Agriculture is being surpressed.
Etc etc.

Now tell me, are we not turning to those two dysfunctional countries?

Infact, Kenya is just Uganda or Nigeria with a "constitution".

We are effed up. Ole wako kama hauoni hii. Bad governance itafika soon on your doorstep. I cry for my country.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

No provision of the Constitution of Kenya, 2010, provides that a president—any president—must serve for one year, two years, five years, or ten years. It only provides that a president—any president—MAY serve for five years and IF voters decide, s/he may be elected for a second and last time for an additional five years, for a MAXIMUM comulative period of ten years.

In other words, the citizens of Kenya may, in their wisdom, remove a non or poorly performing president within months of taking power. They may also choose NOT to re-elect one who has failed to deliver on his/her pre-election promises and the needs of the people at the end of his first term of five years.

There is NO TENURE. No guarantee. And no automatic renewal in PUBLIC OFFICE.

The people get to decide who governs and who doesn’t. And they can make that decision during an election, or before/without an election.

Even the UK prime minister, @Keir_Starmer, who resigned a few days ago was also “popularly” elected and deluded himself that he had to serve his “full term”, until the British told him NO.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Wewe ni mbwa sana.

Without Standard Media, nobody would even know you the way they know you today. You were built by the same media ecosystem you are now trying to spit on.

Let people who grew without newsroom platforms, TV exposure, editors, cameras, newspapers and institutional media backing be the ones to lecture the industry.

That is why many Kenyan journalists disappear the moment they leave mainstream media. Some rushed to YouTube, some started small media companies, some tried to become brands on their own, but reality slapped them very fast.

Media gave many of you the name, the audience, the credibility and the doors you now pretend came from your own greatness.

Respect the ecosystem that raised you, even when you think you have outgrown it.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Sidechicks hufikiria ati married men are with them because they hate their wives .Msichana, bibi akigundua this illicit relationship ntasema wewe ni shetani umetumwa kuharibu ndoa yangu na tukukemee as the homebreaker you are