This Just In: The Bentley Motor Company is requesting that #JakeBentley changes his last name to Pinto. They are tired of being asked if their cars will fail to perform when needed. Back to you, Tom!
Dear Lord. Why must you forsake us like this? We came to the pool and it started raining. We obviously didn’t come here to get wet. But, In Your Name, Amen.
Fellas, whenever you want to complain about everything in your life. Remember, cavemen didn’t have cortisone cream for jock itch back in the day. #itchingforascratch