Kaelan

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[Jeff Kinney @wimpykid]

@elnenygoated My bag is bigger than you think

[Star Wars @starwars]

A personal message from Ewan McGregor.

[Mjarchie @Mjarchie1]

Watched a @Tesla catch on fire this morning. As soon as it started smoking the electrical system locked trapping the guy inside. Luckily construction workers broke the window so he could escape. Neat feature

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I’ve lost all respect for them.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Was there nothing better to do with 44 billion dollars?

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

If ya can’t steal from your local Tescos where can you steal from eh this country is over LGx

[Steven Goldstein @RabbiStevenG]

Once upon a time, four sons were born to Jewish Ukrainian parents. Three sons were murdered by the Nazis. One son survived.
The survivor’s grandson is now an international hero fearlessly confronting his country’s invaders. He is Volodymyr #Zelensky, President of #Ukraine.

[nard @avantnard]

every time spotify wrapped drops

[mia @whereangeIsplay]

Liam gallagher falling from a helicopter is not something I saw planned for this weekend

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Word!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@robert_tudur Stop smoking Parmesan

[Kaelan @KGilder]

@carbohydrates0 @HeinzUK @HeinzUK Shut the Fuck up

[ItsNotSeabass @ItsNotSeabass]

@walmarthelp I forgor 💀

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

A fox has just killed 34 of my hens.