If I could have a super power for one day. It would be to be able to communicate with my dog. To explain to him the dangers of eating anything & everything that goes near his mouth. It is not a fun game, you will die.
Can we start a group where we trade buns. I’ll give you 2 hot dog buns in exchange for 2 onion buns. I do not need 8 of each type of bun for 2 people!!
Puppies are so funny. This boy is giving me the deepest death stares I’ve ever experienced one minute & the next he’s curled up on my chest snoring.
There’s a girl in my office who personally colors a picture for every person on their birthday. Has a special “joke of the day” EVERY DAY. & I just don’t know what her actual position is. Like why are you here?