Kimberly Honiball

My opinions are my own. I read a lot of books. Don’t ask googleable questions.

[Kimberly Honiball @KHoniball]

I’m convinced I don’t actually know anything I’m just really good at googling

[Kimberly Honiball @KHoniball]

@dewingthemost Can you get someone on that? Thank you

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what can we do to make football games just a little bit shorter

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@LaneyFay me 🤝 crying at the gym

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@dewingthemost The way this would make me legitimately mad

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if I spelled your name wrong on my save the dates no I didn’t

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me every time they reorganize Target

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who gave grilled cheese and tomato soup the right

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Oh I also have to drive her around town listening to taylor swift for thirty minutes before bed

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every night I have to lay on top of my dog like a weighted blanket to get her to calm down and if that doesn’t give me credentials for motherhood I don’t know what does

[Kimberly Honiball @KHoniball]

I wish I could listen to “but daddy I love him” again for the first time

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do you ever think about the fact that your dog is going to die one day and lose your mind? Yeah no me either. Anyways, I’m gunna have to take a sick day tomorrow.

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@dewingthemost can confirm Derek is notoriously difficult to celebrate

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eating in your car is a form of therapy

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sorry I’m late she’s scared of the trash truck

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sorry I’m late my dog refused to walk home

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who knew the planet of the apes movie franchise was going to be the thing to emotionally wreck me in 2024

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i’m gunna need my insta timeline to stop showing me wedding vendors in australia thank you

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This is a book about a giant shark

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reading a book written by a man in the mid 2000s

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I’m gunna need these cicadas to back the fuck up