Howard Johnson

Author, Python guy, improviser

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@EricIdle It was Elton and Genesis' [former] record companies that invested in Grail, hence the confusion.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Sitting US Congressman Ted Lieu just said on the record:

The full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump raped minors.

This is a member of Congress.

On camera. On the record.

The DOJ admitted withholding footage of “death, physical abuse, and injury.”

Half of 6 million documents remain sealed.

Epstein’s accountant testified the estate settled with Jane Doe 4 for both Epstein and Trump.

Jane Doe 4 alleged to the FBI that Trump abused her when she was 15.

Trump started a war the same week the names were supposed to drop.

Pam Bondi testifies under oath April 14th.

A congressman just told you why the files are sealed.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@EricIdle I was there (three times)

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) https://t.co/WnXzG09sPc via @YouTube

[Anders Åslund @anders_aslund]

Yes, Trump really blew it in Davos.
I was irritated with WEF having invited Trump as a major star, but now I realize that they were wiser than I.
Where will Trump be welcome abroad after his disastrous performance in Davos?

[Joel Willans @VFinnishProbs]

This is, reportedly, Trump’s most hated photo. Be a shame if it got shared.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

TODAY IS THE DAY! “John Cleese Packs It In” is NOW showing at your local cinemas! Bring your bum to https://t.co/NRymfUvRmV to find a showing near you and get tickets. I look forward to hearing all of your reviews and hope you enjoy the documentary.

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@JohnCleese But the oldest person I know is YOU!

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Always a bad sign when the performers outnumber the audience

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@EricIdle https://t.co/IgiE1sno89

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

The first time I ever met Eric. It would not be the last. Happy birthday @EricIdle

[Kathy Lette @KathyLette]

A sign of the times. Thx @paulfeig for always finding the funny during Trump’s Reign of Terror.

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@JohnCleese Your point is as clear as ever

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@exitthelemming So sorry Sam. Met your parents once at John Cleese's ranch years ago. And Leo P talked so highly of them. Thankful fore the good years you had with him...

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@jpalmiotti Great news, we've been pulling for you. Stay dry, and keep that original art dry

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

Remembering Graham...

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Remembering a dear friend, the always late Graham Chapman. He ceased to be 35 years ago today.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Incidentally, if you do feel like buying him a finger or even a hand, please see this funding page for Terry’s Statue: https://t.co/FsY01h0a83

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

It’s good to know that Terry’s statue will be raised in his hometown of Colwyn Bay in Wales. I am designing a special feature for the statue where passers-by can pay for an argument. I should warn you all that the argument will go on for a long time.

[Howard Johnson @KHowardJohnson]

@JohnCleese https://t.co/jESnqH4Wta