BARNES.

𝖭𝖮𝖳 𝖠 𝖦𝖮𝖮𝖣 𝖬𝖠𝖭, 𝖡𝖴𝖳 𝖠 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙀𝘾𝙏 𝙎𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙍. 🏳️‍🌈

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

❝ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ 𝐹𝐴𝐿𝐿 ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ 𝐹𝑂𝑅𝑀. ❞

𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤. 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆. 𝘩𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔.
marvel rp. experienced. selective. mature themes. spoilers. dm to plot, mention to banter.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

I dunno what you're talking about. That is a perfectly natural talking-on-the-phone pose.

[𝕋oni 𝕊tark @NoBoobArmorHere]

Can't even answer the damn phone without hitting a pose

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@NoBoobArmorHere @ShieldAndValor Don't encourage them.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

It's New York. It happens.

[𝕋oni 𝕊tark @NoBoobArmorHere]

How the fuck does this keep happening to you.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@NoBoobArmorHere @ShieldAndValor I DIDN'T RUN AGAIN.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@ShieldAndValor @NoBoobArmorHere I'm posing! Whaddyou want from me?!

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

Got licked on the subway again.

Sometimes I really love this city. This is not one of those times.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@NoBoobArmorHere Wasn't me.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@NoBoobArmorHere @ShieldAndValor What? I look great. I got a smoothie and everything.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas Tha damn YANKEES, Steve?! It's like I don't even know you anymore.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

Could say the same thing about you, old timer. They still lettin' you out without a chaperone?

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒. @nomadlibertas]

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. You’re still kickin’, huh, @KIDCOMMANDO?

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas That's it. You're dead to me.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

[...maybe. IF it works.]

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑺𝑶𝑵. @WlNTERSROSE]

[If she provides some will she be forgiven. . . ?]

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

[............no.]

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑺𝑶𝑵. @WlNTERSROSE]

[. . . He's never heard of Goo Gone, has he. . . ]

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

Nat trying to apply logic to football is a better sport than football. I said what I said.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas Don't remind me, still the closest thing we got to a team though. Unless you've moved on to somebody else?

—if you say the Yankees, I'm gonna hit you.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas Dodgers on?

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas Long as it doesn't involve a press conference or a fundraiser, I'm all yours.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas Yeah, sorry about that. Had to get a new number for 'security purposes'.

Foreseeable future, I think. Job's done, so I'm gettin' the hell out of politics. Kind of a process, though.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas You went to Madripoor? Without me? I'm hurt.

...eh. Yeah. Good to be back, I guess.

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

@nomadlibertas In DC, running the goddamn government. Or pretending to, anyway. Worst "undercover" gig ever.

Why, what've you been up to?

[BARNES. @KIDCOMMANDO]

[Oh, she's in for it.

...if he ever gets the rest of this sticky shit off his DAMN ARM.]

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑺𝑶𝑵. @WlNTERSROSE]

Oh shit. . .

[Running like HELL—]