PettyMayonnaise

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight✨

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Ate that one thing.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Just Dingers does it again!

[PettyMayonnaise @KIMMYNEXTDOOR]

Working so hard 🥵

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@dounia @billboard You’re amazing mama! So proud of you ❤️

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Not Pilates actually working 🙃

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🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

DJ Akademiks you chubby cheeked sugar bear yellow bellied quiver voiced cockeyed lunatic step to the fucking front. Bitch.

[PettyMayonnaise @KIMMYNEXTDOOR]

What should I ask Santa for this year ?

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Of course I get sick during Xmas break 🙃

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

i think nepo babies who are actually good at what they do get a pass tbh. like when i criticize nepo babies, i leave the irwin kids out of it

[PettyMayonnaise @KIMMYNEXTDOOR]

Do not feel like small talk at work today lol

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

WOW! A man named Chris Christensen committed suicide this past weekend by jumping off a parking structure at Disneyland

This was Chris last Facebook before jumping 👇🏾

[Danny Richman @DannyRichman]

I mentor a young lad with poor literacy skills who is starting a landscaping business. He struggles to communicate with clients in a professional manner.

I created a GPT3-powered Gmail account to which he sends a message. It responds with the text to send to the client.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

They fucking raw omg. The mess

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@Phanieeeee_ GIRL. Tell me why I just shopped it off and got myself a nespresso! Oopsie 🥰

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Why all the men I ever fucked with hair line receding ?

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I saw this video & she said shebdated him for 4 months. Sheets was SHITTY, undies was SHITTY, toilet was SHITTY, couch was SHITTY. How would you stay with a mf like that for longer than 24 hrs???

[PettyMayonnaise @KIMMYNEXTDOOR]

I took a mental health day today 💕 I need to recharge 🔋

[Zakkiyya ✨ @zakkiyya94]

@yellowswanzzz @frogclubs 🫡

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@Phanieeeee_ Girl I feel you! We got this though!

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@getabaghoe They’re just jealous because you actually love yourself. They don’t even like themselves 🙆🏻‍♀️