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[Andre🏂 @KINGFELTON5]

I can’t lose even if I tried

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me, a soccer fan of two weeks, watching Team USA lose in the round of 16

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

i would burn cities for an apple sized grape don't even fucking joke lad

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

There is no dream job for me. My dream was always to not need a job. My passion in life is the ability to do whatever I want on my own time.

[Andre🏂 @KINGFELTON5]

I find it real interesting that this hall walk evolved from like a cute lil surprise for the guests like on their way to the set the crew randomly starts singing like oh how cool, to now being like an expected event. Like the celebrities now go in knowing they have to basically put on a lil performance. Like certainly she practiced her lil dance at home before she pulled up 😂

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

It’s #BrittanySnow! ☀️

[dennis @noribsnorice1]

I didn’t listen to the fuck steph curry song endless times for Bron to go play with them mfs

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to ‘FUCK THAT FRENCH BITCH’ in the course of a month. It’s what makes America great lol.

[Andre🏂 @KINGFELTON5]

They have wells of salsa

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

LeBron James ‘24-25 right shoulder turnaround fadeaway

[Andre🏂 @KINGFELTON5]

🧎🏾‍♂️

[Andre🏂 @KINGFELTON5]

@obj @art_stapleton Please come home O

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

dear God.
remove the comfort that keeps me average and replace it with courage to become who you created me to be. amen.

[Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive]

If we had elves no one would remark on them because they’d have always been there. We have giraffes dude, the cosmos has always been enchanted

[Danny2K @Danny2KYT]

Wilt Bam Kobe

[Andre🏂 @KINGFELTON5]

A dollar and a dream. 🤞🏾

[RED @pussymargiela]

let the great lock in begin.

[MILLY @Txmmyily]

just wanna thank God in advance for the run i’m about to go on

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

How horny you gotta be to be bisexual

[t. @thandoau]

i need a win so massive that it cancels out all the losses i’ve encountered thus far.

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

Shiet throw that mf in the smoker and let's see

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up