wake up still drunk✅
17 unread texts✅
girlfriend won’t talk to me✅
friends pissed at me✅
knocked over 3 drinks last night✅
left my card at the bar✅
half eaten pizza in my bed✅
phone on 3%✅
smell like tequila✅
work in 30 minutes✅
I’m off to a good start in the new year!