TheKJB

Certified crazy dog lady. Labrador slave. UK citizen. Feminist.

[TheKJB @KJB36882]

Life is so funny sometimes.

Earlier this year I broke up with two girl friends after 15+ years of friendship

Fast forward a few months I bump into a girl I went to school with and we hit it off

Now our dogs are besties and I’ve gained a super cute fur nephew 💖🥰

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@DeuxWrote It’s a new breed of fish 😂

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Clever little fish 💖😁

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@TheGentlem89911 It’s time consuming but so tasty 🤤

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My names Kate and Im addicted to making baked oats for breakfast 🤣😋

Today’s offering is lemon drizzle style and white chocolate. Yes I’m going to eat the whole lot. 🤣

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@TheGentlem89911 If you have a blender and an oven yes 😁

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@GentLair I used to work in a gp surgery and we were often asked “what if I’m dead by then?!” when offering them an appointment with the doctor they requested 😂 it was hard not to reply with “then you won’t need the appointment!”

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To complete my rock and roll Saturday night I’ve just had a 150ml can of appletizer 🤪

ROCK AND ROLL BABY!! 🤘🏻

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@TheBJJBiker Easy money no? 🤣

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Got bored of having no nails so got the old stick on ones out last night. They look so pretty but dear lord these are so long! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Second job of the day - file them down before I damage myself 😵‍💫

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Non scale victory this morning. Can’t finish a pack of my favourite - maybe second favourite I haven’t decided - biscuits!

I’ll just try one more to be sure.., no never mind. False alarm.

As you were.

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@WhiskeyNRotties How’s pupper doing? X

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Noooo she’s not needy.. not one little bit 🤣

Forgot how much I love this song - I’m sure the neighbours won’t mind 😁

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@BertTheBearBook But as long as the dogs comfy your needs don’t matter 😁🥰

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@WhiskeyNRotties Fingers crossed all goes smoothly for you both! 💖

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@amanwithabeard4 I found it when I was doing slimming world and it was perfect for a sweet fix! ☺️

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@amanwithabeard4 If you like a sweet tea I cannot recommend caramelised biscuit tea bags enough! 😍

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There is NOTHING that is more exciting to a woman than finding out she has pockets. IN A DRESS!! 💖🤣

[yellarie Velaxia @sanflawerish]

This is EXACTLY how I feel

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@amanwithabeard4 It’s on my to do list - with about a million other things 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

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@amanwithabeard4 I was really unfit when I started and I liked that it helped you build it up gradually. Maybe one day I’ll complete it 😂