Smash bros in the big '26 has only two ways to play: cheese the ever lovin' shit outta your opponent. Or the lamest, playground-style game of tag I've ever seen.
So there's this major coming up; Big Cheese 6. I don't know how to get ready for it.
Like, I know what I'll be wearing and all. But how do I get my brain ready too?
I believe, we can all come together as a community, to agree that there is no such thing as a Game and Watch 'player'. That character plays the game for you.
When life goes well, its so annoying that I now have nothing to complain about!?!?! Like dude, give me something, ANYTHING! I can't keep going through life with sunshine and rainbows where the birds sing. Its so boring.
Singles competitive smash is the least fun way to play Sakurai-made, family-friendly party game meant for little Timmy and baby Bobby
Venezuelan Doubles is where it's at
In the realm of competitive gaming, COUNTER PCIKING, is the lowest form of sportsmanship and competitive spirit I have ever seen. We play mains for many reasons, we have secondaries to support our mains' worst MUs. But to outright counter pick 'for funnies' is disgraceful.
I love being lowkey forced to give Nintendo more money, I already spent $100+ on SSBU and its farter's arse 1 and 2. Now the smash community has coerced everyone to buy yet another switch just to have a competitive advantage?? System's rigged against the poor switch 2 players.
Kazuya, in Smash Ultimate, is as honest as a top tier can get. No cheesy set-ups. No cringe edge-guarding or ledge traps. Just pure fundies and execution.
@LinkTRS1 NOT A THINKING MAN!?!?!? I have thoughts...... some good, some bad. And even some I didn't think I could have. My skill is not an indication of how honest the character is; Sonic needs a personality, some flair, some more than just "heh heh, blue ball funny"
@LinkTRS1 Sonic is a character that requires some thought, yes, but you can't hit that little f*cker at the best of times. Sonic is meant to be a cool character, not 50 shades of Blue Balling my opponent until time expires. Cringe 100%....Honest??? idk man, idk
@bbbcnewssbu Another instance of a top character who's options are numerous and simple. Truly little Timmy's first S-Tier. AND I may add that R.O.B is practically a puppet character with that Gyro. Plays neutral for you, honestly. Can't respect a clanker in this day n age