KJSegall (not a parody)

No, for real, this bullshit's actually me. Hi mom

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

Apparently, I am the shit. Story at 12

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[𝘼𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙞𝙧 🛫 @AncapAir]

So... A bribe.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL Now that I've come to accept the ending of Norse Code, I'd like to take a moment and congratulate you both. This show has been a landmark achievement in the field of niche sports podcasts, and...nope, never mind, I'm right back at anger, HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO US?!

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Sorry but I’m not taking medical advice from Dr. Evil

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

can you just be normal and say “I love my baby” or something

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

There is nothing on Darializa deleted account that comes even close to what Randy fine tweets on a daily basis. They are treated differently because of racism. Randy fine tweeted “may the streets of gaza over flow with blood” no one has ever questioned him or written articles about it.

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

I'll bet you $1,000 he's saying that wearing a sweater that's worth more than anything in my closet.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

They were killed while invading a foreign country. They were killed while occupying foreign soil.

Stop with the gaslighting!

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

You do not earn a billion dollars. You steal it. Nobody works a billion times harder than a nurse, a teacher, or a farmer. That wealth comes from underpaying the people who actually did the work. Stop praising hoarders who are just really good at wage theft.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

OK, maybe Netanyahu technically launched it, but you get my point.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

The fertilizer shortage that hit America's farmers, which is thanks to the Iranian War of choice that Trump launched, may well indeed produce at least a short-term famine. I see that the usual actors are already trying to pin the blame for that on a blogger & the mayor of 1 city.

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Hasan Piker is saying the quiet part out loud.

Jihadi Mamdani is just the beginning.

Democrats want to fully transform America into communist China.

It starts with Mamdani and ends with bread lines and mass famines.

We can’t let them do this to America.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Just hours ago, Trump said he was gonna call Netanyahu to tell him not to attack lran. “I call all the shots. Netanyahu doesn't,” he says.
And now, Israel just attacked Iran.
So Trump was either blatantly lying to you on behalf of Israel, or he’s letting Israel walk all over him.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The New York Post when a guy likes boobs

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

Whelp it looks like California is gonna be as big an obstacle to actual progressive change as the GOP themselves.

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

When will people understand that this predatory pricing model will always be true of anything coming out of Silicon Valley? It is literally their only model. 1. Operate at a loss so everyone signs up 2. Wipe out competitors 3. Slam users with profane monopolistic costs

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

i can't wait for the story next offseason when we discover the AI was using madden ratings

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

Yeah that phrase doesn't mean much to the Trump administration. Just as a friendly heads up.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Hundreds of demonstrators gathered in Nuuk as the US opened a new consulate in Greenland’s capital, rejecting President Donald Trump’s renewed interest in the semi-autonomous Danish territory and chanting “No means no.”

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

And fuck Marco Rubio. His family immigrated from Cuba to the US prior to Castro's revolution. All he's done is latch onto the narrative of those who fled here afterwards. He's a liar and a conman. But, Floridian Republicans are probably the worst of all the GOP, so it does track.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

"A leading state sponsor of terror"

Someone, please, give me a single example over the past 30 years of a single terror attack that Cuba has even remotely participated in. Doesn't even have to be on US soil!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Marco Rubio: "Cuba not only has weapons they've acquired from Russia and China, but they also host Russian and Chinese intelligence presence in their country. So Cuba has always posed a national security threat to the US. They're a leading state sponsor of terror."