KJSegall (not a parody)

No, for real, this bullshit's actually me. Hi mom

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

Apparently, I am the shit. Story at 12

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Despite ceasefire”

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

So is JJ McCarthy this much better than Murray/Wentz (a very relative, yet true, statement) or is it the coaching?

[Edge @SomethingEra2]

Wow the Vikings offense must be so good

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Unlike Microsoft Outlook, these bad boys never go down.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just want to point out that if Muslims did this you people would call for the mall to be napalmed

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@purplebuckeye Its going to be amazing having a QB who can functionally keep the offense on the field for more than 3-6 plays. This defense is going to *shine* now.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

Lol wut

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Term update: the Vikings are trading a 2027 third-round pick for Kirk Cousins.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@eric_j_thompson Fucking right???

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@ArifHasanNFL YOU WERE WRONGO, BUCKO

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

YESSAAA

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Raiders are finalizing a trade to send QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, per ESPN and NFLN.

[SleeperVikings @SleeperVikings]

Kirk Cousins showing up to TCO Performance Center this week:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

when I lived in Florida, the number one complaint from actual natives was that the state was turning into playground for millionaire retirees who came in droves every year to use up every resource and die, while the rest of them got priced out.

now that’s getting turbo-charged.

[kirk cousins enjoyer @boopasteve]

>Complain and wish for franchise QB
>Get Kirk Cousins
>Complain and wish for cheap journeyman QB
>Get Sam Darnold
>Complain and wish for rookie QB
>Get JJ McCarthy
>Suck
>Complain and wish for cheap journeyman QB
>Get Kyler Murray
>Suck
>Complain and wish for Kirk Cousins (HERE)

[Nico @elitetakes_]

If you lash out we’ll understand bro

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@jdeweese569 @purplebuckeye This year? With this defense and weapons at WR? You're damn right I do

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@bigez952 @purplebuckeye Anything below a second is a stupid suggestion.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@MNvksfn 99,999 times out of 100K I agree with you. But this year feels different.

[KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall]

@bigez952 @purplebuckeye Honestly, a 1st rounder is probably overpaying... but worth it, IMO.