KJ Tubbins

omfg I’m boutta bustttt

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

If u see ur girl smiling at her phone it’s probably because of something I posted… she thinks im way funnier and more handsome than u

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

IF YOU DONT HAVE FATHERS DAY PLANS YOU ARE MY TYPE OF WOMAN

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

Happy Dad’s taste like Pauly D (no pause)

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

Sean Strickland is my twin fr… minus being in shape and a pro athlete

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN?
MORE LIKE FROSTY THE FLESHLIGHT

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

Your Justin Jefferson highlights don’t impress me white boy… I’ve literally seen Isis beheadings on the dark web

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

MY COCK IS SO BIG TSA THINKS IM A THREAT

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

LEBRON MIGHT BE THE ONLY BLACK JEW ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

GIVE ME MY KEYS IM DRUNK DRIVING TO WAWA

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

Finna take this hoe to Button Land word to my grandmother’s tiddies

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

They got a Cafe Joel Embiid?

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Join me in Tampa Bag tomorrow night at Cafe Bich Nga, @ByronDonalds’ favorite restaurant.

See you there!

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

I JUST USED A FILET O FISH AS A FLESHLIGHT

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

IM TRYNA FUCK THIS MERMAID WHERE TF IS HER HOLE?

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

If you have Apple Music you get pegged in missionary. I don’t make the rules dawg.

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

I JUST COOKED CRACK IN MY AIR FRYER

THE STREETS IS MINEEEEEEE

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

BRO WHAT IS THIS?????????

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

MY HOMEBOY BOUGHT META GLASSES JUST TO CREEP ON WOMEN

HE IS MY HERO🔥🔥🔥

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY PEDOS IN YOUR FRIEND GROUP… YOU ARE THE PEDO BRO😭😭😭😭

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

Finna buy a flamethrower to melt this snow

THEN IM GONNA USE IT TO LIGHT YOUR GRANDMOTHER ON FIRE

[KJ Tubbins @KJTubbins]

AMARI BAILEY KILL YOURSELF