James I 👑🦈 (Parody)

King of Scotland and England | Proud father | 🏳️‍🌈 | @JCSalad ‘s darling Jay 💍 (Parody, admin is 24)

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

// this account is still mainly for James, but I will also sometimes use it for side characters that have sprung up in the course of rp! I’d give them their own accs, but I feel like they wouldn’t get much use as their own entities. Sorry for any confusion!

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

// happy belated 460th birthday to James!

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@Mary2Drawz // lmao it’s just a joke I was making 😂 but some of the things they actually wrote to each other shocked me at first!

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

// that comment is James talking about George Villiers

[Londonist @Londonist]

Charles II (in Soho Square). He was England's most lecherous, licentious and... by the looks of it... lichenous monarch

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

// wow, happy FIVE YEARS to Sleepover 2 aka Fig Night 😭😂

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@KlLL3R_QU33N // it’s true 😭😂 you remember prince HF? He was there at Parliament too on Nov 5th, and he was Hayato’s age

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

// Guy Fawkes 🤝 Yoshikage Kira

Trying to blow everyone up, including an 11 year old boy

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

// IT’S TIME TO REMEMBER REMEMBER 💣💣

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@HUGrantTweets “Ah, understood, I get ye,” he relented. “Our Lord and Savior was born in Bethlehem, not Wisconsin or whatever other place they probably say.”

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@HUGrantTweets “Christ… I can see why.”

Hands him a bottle of scotch whisky.

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@HUGrantTweets “Which group of Christians might that be, Grant?” James inquired, in the tone of voice of someone who was very passionate about Christianity.

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@HUGrantTweets Ye two look nice together! ☺️ I also have a lovely spouse that I pulled by being autistic.

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@HUGrantTweets Thank ye, President Grant! *shakes his hand*

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

Okay then, I’d love to! It’s been a while since I did some governing. 😌 What positions are open?

[Ulysses S. Grant @HUGrantTweets]

It’ll be fine.

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

Would that be appropriate? I hold quite a high position of power in a different country.

[Ulysses S. Grant @HUGrantTweets]

Would you like to join my administration?

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

Ach, if only I had seen yer judgmental face ages ago— it might have stopped me from making so many frivolous purchases during my reign.

[Ulysses S. Grant @HUGrantTweets]

Every time you hold a 50 dollar bill and you see my face, that’s me judging you for the purchase you’re about to make.

[James I 👑🦈 (Parody) @KJVI_I]

@Mary2Drawz // YAY! I’m still assembling the pieces for my own Halloween costume this year

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// the rp group that James was in may be dead now, but my JJBA rp group carried on its legacy by having its variations on both “Autocratic” and “Private Secret Man Life” 😂