Keri Worthen

Music obsessed, rain loving, moon gazing, volunteer deputy registrar, pickle maker

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Maybe I’m naive, but I really do think there’s a lot of power in a ticket made up of pleasant happy people who don’t seem furious at huge numbers of Americans simply for existing,

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Another fun fact: Tim Walz is the only one in the race who doesn't wear makeup.

[🚩Dan Credentials🚩 @CharlemagnumPI]

Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

I love Tim Walz. Truly.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Tim Walz is not brat.

He’s from Minnesota. He is brat. Like the sausage

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

I ask because there is a big difference between a candidate who didn't answer and one that took the time to let you know I'm not answering your questions. I would NEVER vote for the kind of person who purposefully answered unopposed.

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

Are these people cocky assholes who took the time to essentially say I don't have to answer questions because I'm the only choice or has something on your site changed that causes unopposed to display when there is only one candidate and they didn't reply to your questions?

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

Hey @LWV, I always use https://t.co/avYNkAumd6 to review candidate positions before heading to the polls. It is a great resource that I share with friends and family before every election.

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

But today I found several candidates without the "No Responses Yet" message who had "unopposed" as the reply to every question.

[carlos (vibe describer) @Vaquero2XL]

legacy media tributes are going to hit the newstands tomorrow with headlines like "he was a war criminal but he loved his wife" and "under two presidents, kissinger was the devil on president's shoulder but the country needed it"

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

Would be cool if they could do this in time to prevent the back to school/Labor Day surge in future years

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: The Food and Drug Administration approved a reformulated coronavirus vaccine in a bid to provide increased protection ahead of cooler weather — even as the nation endures a late-summer uptick of covid-19 cases and hospitalizations. https://t.co/nYxyLEGeXP

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

I keep getting pop-ups for Duo in the @spotify app. I think they think the amount of streaming from my account has to be two people, but it's just me listening to an insane amount of music and podcasts

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

Some people get surprise packages from Amazon after drunk shopping. I get campaign merch

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

If you are thinking about upgrading to a Flip or Fold do it now as you get better trade in value, discounted accessories (I got earbuds for free), and double memory at no extra charge during the presale

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

I pre-ordered a Galaxy Flip 5 because the enhanced trade in offers from Samsung made an upgrade only $100. It came in early and I love it. The 5 feels like a huge upgrade from the 4. It feels much more like a standard Galaxy when using the full screen.

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

Omg, Triangle of Sadness has been added to the American in-flight entertainment. No one needs all that barf while flying

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

@AmazonHelp I did. Twice. Same result. The package will be delivered two days late on what's expected to be the coolest day of the week at 102°.

[Keri Worthen @KJWorthen]

Don't pre-order any games/books/movies/music from @amazon. They will not deliver on the release date and don't give a single fuck about leaving something on your porch to melt in the 100°+ weather if you are out of town on the new delivery date