Corncob Jones

I wish I was an occupant of the domed city of Corinth

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I can’t even deny being a Disney adult anymore with the amount of @Defunctland content I consume

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@hapnuha Lowkey he was so fucking terrible I wasn’t even upset he ended up with this crazy ass man

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@gonewrongangel Just eat it in the carrrr

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@sofiatieegir The patch also helps prevent the skin from ‘frosting’ so the lazer works better and you need less sessions. It also heals smoother

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@eldianangel They definitely work, look at something like a womanizer

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@dom_lucre This is just a little girl she’s not trans and regardless who cares

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@FearedBuck Violet on the parapet

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@kfc I’m gonna nut holy shit

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@swtnrlew Bob but the top gun one

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@dreamershoteI Me to my dad

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@JesusLikesTo69 @ThePapaGut They also use cow poop in Africa which out there is dead ass just grass like that is not the same as our poop

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@jackdoorsey1 @kirawontmiss Well lane splitting while dumb is leaven so the cars still in the wrong (depending on the state)

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@MIUCClAMUSE What about Rosa parks underwear

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@youwouldntpost Arizona has black light scorpion and desert scene

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@LoudmouthR @helzioss @fembian Physical traits are not what people mean by taking care of your appearance, hygiene, hair and skin maintance, personal style, and mentality are all things that go into how people perceive you. Like yeah looks don’t matter but how you present yourself does

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I knew Tyra Banks was shady from the moment She had beef with Hannah Montana.

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As someone who formally worked at a adult store, there is a weirdly large amount of men who use gas station sex pills as pre-workout.

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@tej1oko Just take a bath problem solveddd

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Darren Criss will return as Blaine Anderson in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

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Christopher Columbus:

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

That's a bitch in a suit

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@lilipixxx 20 bucks it all started because he was throwing insults and slurs at her