KRISTABEL JOHNSON

WRITER | SUNKANMIGFX | GRAPHIC DESIGNER | DIARY OF A FIRSTBORN 🫧🎀
Proverbs 31:25
Creating clear, simple visuals and words.
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God First | My Digital Diary 📖

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

Those carpet washing videos are so satisfying to watch 🥹😂

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

me trying to hurt someone who hurt me :

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

My politician grandma is crashing out in the gc after she asked if we all have voter's card and we should vote APC as a family 😂, her children are putting her in her place
I love itttttttt 😂.

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

I think pidgin language should be among educational curriculum.

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

My politician grandma is crashing out in the gc after she asked if we all have voter's card and we should vote APC as a family 😂, her children are putting her in her place
I love itttttttt 😂.

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

People that goes to the gym everyday
How do you guy do it
Don't you go to work???

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

Them don fire me 🥲😂
Jobless and free 😭🎉

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

I greeted my boss today "Good morning" and he looks up at me, yelling that he's not my mate I should have put "Good morning sir" kept saying things like if he married earlier his first child would be older than me.
I'm just shocked I couldn't even say anything 🥲

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

Na me rent house o, na only for room and kitchen I dey occupy 🥲😪

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

Is it just me or this new Twitter feature is slow and annoying??

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

If we're texting and you tell me "spam me your pics" I'll block you
So cringe asf

[Stephee🌸🩷 @pretty_stephee]

Using your money to buy things for yourself and claiming a man got it for you has to be the biggest madness ever.

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

Genuinely curious
What did African ancestors use before the invention of diapers for babies?

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

My dad really likes it when I call him and he's in the midst of his friends 😂 "Hello Ada m", "Ada ji eme onu"
You could hear the joy in his heart
And I'll reciprocate by saying "Onye ogaranya".
Daughters are really meant for Dads♥️🤭

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

I greeted my boss today "Good morning" and he looks up at me, yelling that he's not my mate I should have put "Good morning sir" kept saying things like if he married earlier his first child would be older than me.
I'm just shocked I couldn't even say anything 🥲

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

God punish APC supporters

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

My friend after watching the video of RAT interview 😂😂
If you're not Igbo sorry 😂(not sorry)

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

My friend after watching the video of RAT interview 😂😂
If you're not Igbo sorry 😂(not sorry)

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

My friend after watching the video of RAT interview 😂😂
If you're not Igbo sorry 😂(not sorry)

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[KRISTABEL JOHNSON @KJ_szn]

I don go mistakenly react "😂" for person mama burial post
WhatsApp this new feature no go work o😩